05 Jan 2023 Faces commented
"My sister was right! You have a pretty big dick! I still don't believe how much she said you typically cum, though. She said I'd need to see it to believe it..."
05 Jan 2023 Faces commented
"OMG it's so great you keep letting me pay you for rides this way. It's saving me so much money!"
04 Jan 2023 Faces commented
"Coach, the gym is empty except us. No more excuses! We're going to tell everyone you showed us your dick, *unless* you jerk off for us right now!"
04 Jan 2023 Faces commented
"OMG! My sister said you jizz a lot, but I didn't believe her! If I'd known it would be so much I would've said yes to swallowing."
04 Jan 2023 Faces commented
"Ok, no one's coming right now. Here's the deal: you can stick it in me, but ONLY for 10 pumps. Then we have to be done."
04 Jan 2023 Faces commented
"Ok, no one's coming right now... so here's the deal. I'll let you stick it in me, and you get 5 pumps in and out, and then to do more you need to wait until we're in the hotel room."
02 Jan 2023 Faces commented
After my wife and her hot milf friends excersize together, they all last down like this because they want my help to massage their legs and asses. It's a little annoying, but they know I'm a nice guy, good with my hands, and I don't get all pervy about it. We're all just totally platonic friends, you know?
And then they blow me.
02 Jan 2023 Faces commented
"Hey wait a second... did you jizz in this when I went to the restroom??"
02 Jan 2023 Faces commented
"But pastor, it's not a sin if we're at church camp, right?"
02 Jan 2023 Faces commented
Imagine trying to teach high school and seeing this.
02 Jan 2023 Faces commented
"Just spray it all over me. I can wash it off in the pool."
01 Jan 2023 Faces commented
She looks gorgeous and this could've been really hot but she looks like she hates it. I'm guessing the dude should have washed his dick or just been nicer to her.
01 Jan 2023 Faces commented
"Could you aim it in the glass when you cum? My sister said she wants me to share some of it with her."
01 Jan 2023 Faces commented
She has an expression like "wait, are you taking a picture of me or are you just on your phone?"
31 Dec 2022 Faces commented
"Can you at least aim most of it into the cup? My sister wants some of it, too."
27 Dec 2022 Faces commented
"You'll pay us how much? To do what??"
27 Dec 2022 Faces commented
"Texting this pic bc my mom says this top is too revealing but since you're her boyfriend maybe you can talk some sense into her??"
27 Dec 2022 Faces commented
"Hey honey, since my little sis here is 18 now, I thought you could help me teach her to give good head. Is that OK?"
27 Dec 2022 Faces commented
"So listen, we're all going to tell our parents that you jerked off in front of us... unless you do as we want, and jerk off for us right now."
18 Dec 2022 Faces commented
"Ok, if you don't want me to tell my sister that I caught you skinny dipping, I want you to jerk off for me."
18 Dec 2022 Faces commented
"This is the one my sister says I can't wear around you bc it's too revealing. :( Tell her it's fine."
18 Dec 2022 Faces commented
✌🏻 is how many guy's loads she's collected in that cup this afternoon.
18 Dec 2022 Faces commented
"My sister's way over there in the water and can't see us. Besides, you're not really cheating on her if it's my idea."
18 Dec 2022 Faces commented
"Babe, I don't think you're listening to me. Are you staring at my sister tanning?"
18 Dec 2022 Faces commented
"Hey, your wife is such a great friend and always helps me decide which outfits to buy, but she's not answering her texts and the store's about to close. Does this one look nice?"
18 Dec 2022 Faces commented
I believe it was truly an accident, but then come on, don't act so surprised and embarrassed yet go ahead and post it online.
17 Dec 2022 Faces commented
"Ok, how about if my sister lifts me up like this while you slide it in me?"
17 Dec 2022 Faces commented
"Honey, I know she's your step daughter, but she's 18 now so I think it's time she should learn to give good head."
17 Dec 2022 Faces commented
"Come on, we're super far out from shore. We just wanna see how big you can make it!"
17 Dec 2022 Faces commented
"Hey babe, my sis and I are about to head out dancing, just texting quick for you to settle argument about whose thong is cuter? TTYL"
16 Dec 2022 Faces commented
When your girlfriend's daughter is sunbathing...
16 Dec 2022 Faces commented
"Honey, don't make it a sexual thing. Look, we just want you to settle an argument. Does my sister's pussy look like mine?"
16 Dec 2022 Faces commented
"I know it's weird to text my bro-in-law this, but do you think this bikini is too revealing? I keep seeing guys here at the pool staring at me."
16 Dec 2022 Faces commented
"Are you recording me??"
16 Dec 2022 Faces commented
"We can just do it right out here on the balcony. My sister is still sound asleep and won't ever know. Besides, you're not really cheating on her if it's my idea!"
16 Dec 2022 Faces commented
(Whispering so lefty won't hear)
"We don't have to tell my sister! When we get back to the hotel I'll just blow you quick when she's in the shower. It doesn't count as you cheating on her bc it's my idea!"
16 Dec 2022 Faces commented
"I know it's weird to text this bc you're my bro-in-law, but need advice if I should buy this top or not."
16 Dec 2022 Faces commented
"Oh god, I can't believe that creep came on me. Get it off!"
16 Dec 2022 Faces commented
"Raise your hand if you swallow!"
16 Dec 2022 Faces commented
"We just wanna show you something in the shed. No, we can't say what it is. You have to come in to see it."