@sweeterman I don't know sadly
@bslsk Thanks, ans it's one of favorite small joys to read something funny I wrote months ago and give myself a chuckle. Past-me just knows how to make present-me laugh.
I like this one because it's just stupid fun
I like this one because been there, done that, got a good chuckle out of it and he did thank me
I like this one because I'd love to find me a big tough guy and utterly break his spirit and dominate him
Mother and daughter is pretty good too ;)
A better mom though would already have put that stick in her pussy
So very true
@NeuHier You've described the perfect weekend with mommy
@theninja I know his cock is gliding smoothly inside her wet hole. She's been dreaming about this day for a long time
@theninja I wouldn't have stopped you
@theninja I would just hope my son would do the same to me too
My kind of parenting
There's nothing more beautiful than a mother and a daughter coming together. Except maybe two mothers and daughters coming all together...
If you wonder why your cock fits so perfectly, remember mommy spent 9 months making you this way.
I don't know what excites me the most. Myself as a hot, pervy teacher, or myself as a degraded, subby little girl.
I like this one because mama does need her alone time. So many guys will take an offense to jilling yourself off, because they think it's about them, when it's just not. And I wish I had that bush.
I like this one because I've been that girl, who wanted to have another girl, but she's says she's not gay, but she's open to a threesome with her boyfriend, and you're not really in the mood for dick, but still you let him doggystyle you just so you can lick her up silly.
I like this one because I like very inappropriate haikus, and I also like girls cumming like a fountain.
I like this one because it looks like he's dominating her, but really, she's in control.
I like this one because it's about giving yourself to your desires, it's about making yourself pretty for someone you love, and it's about knowing you're gonna put out and there's no stopping you.
I like this one because it's true, mothers are goddesses of creation. Have some reverence.
I like this one because you think you know your sexuality, and then your sexuality throws a curve ball at you, and you might discover there's a whole gender of people you can have sex with.
I like this one because we've all been a teen that thinks they rubbed one out sneakily. And one day you're a parent and you realise you weren't sneaky at all.
I like this one because I want to be both.
I like this one because it's about discovering yourself by giving up control. You might discover a lot about yourself when you're not in control. Also, I like redheads.
I like this one because A) what a rack, B) tie me to a chair and do unspeakable things to me please and thank you.
I like this one because gay marriage rules, deal with it.
I like this one because it's pure, unadultered fantasy. I want to be her. I want to look up and say "Please mommy, take me".
I like this one because it's only 4 words, but it says so much.
I like this one because I like redheads.
And that's why you spend 9 months and many years of caring for her. Because one day she'll glaze your face with her sweet juices.
Maybe mom should close the door behind her and teach her daughter a thing or two
If this was my mommy, I wouldn't share either.
It's the hormones my dear. But if your brother doesn't take care of you, mommy will.
Mommy made a good investment. Licking her son's cum and her daughter's tits. I'd say that's the best way to spend 50 bucks.
@aspleyguy Stacie should probably buy a big strapon then.
Hmm, wait til you taste her squirt though
@Jayforce That fills my little perverted heart with joy