there is this sexy little pizza guy that seems to bring my pizza every time i call. i never ask for him but it seems hes the one that always shows up. guessing hes 125 pounds 5'4 very short black hair. and they way he carries his self i was about 80% sure he was gay. so i tried something that i did by accident with a old retired repair man about 9 months ago and i'm still seeing him. but hes 100% a bottom. so i took the chance and ordered a pizza tonight was wearing my yellow see through G string. and sure enough about 20 minutes later a car showed up and when the door bell rang i answered it. DAMN it was some cute little chubby girl. and on the desk top my screen saver was going and it had 2 guys fucking while a girl set back and watched. she said nice screen saver and i have one the same panties as you do right now. and pulled her pants down just enough so i could see.
i laughed and said cool but do you have one of these in too turned around bent over so she could see my tiny butt plug. she laughed and said i have all 3 sizes but at home.
i tipped her $20 and ask that boy is he legal age and is he gay or bi. and she Cory he drives the red chevy volt. and i said its red all i know.
she said he legal and says has to be gay. but she hasn't ever ask him but will if she wants me to.
i invited her to stop by when she gets off work and bring another pizza i will pay for it and we can compare G strings. she laughed and said HMMMM.
but i dont think she is coming because of this china virus everything closed at 9 pm around here. and she never showed up.

OK, this is odd. Somehow I have "legal age of consent" burned into my LCD monitor. As you might imagine (based on the fact that I'm here) it's not such as strange thing to cross my monitor, but #1 I'm sure never left that text on the screen in one place for hours at a time, #2 that's what screen savers are for, and #3 it's a freaking LCD! Are they even supposed to get burn-in?

It's kind of a weird localized burn-in, just below the Firefox tool bar. Actually the only words you can read completely are "age of" but you can see enough letters on either side to guess the rest. And the letters all have slight 3D look, like a drop-shadow.

Seriously, I'm not making this up.

Alright so my friend had to go to Veriz0n to change his phone, and while he's taking care of business I'm playing with the Iphones & Ipads on display. Sooooo I go to motherless.com and take a screen shot. I make this the lock screen photo and screen saver for every Iphone and Ipad, and sit down in the waiting area to see what happens. About four minutes in, a mom with two kids, no more than 6 years old each walk in. The kids of course go the display area and start playing with the devices. Well, it didn't take long before the mom was screaming at the manager and threatening with all kinds of stuff. I BEG ALL OF YOU TO GO TO YOUR NEAREST VERIZ0N, SPR!NT, OR W.E STORE AND DO THE SAME. LETS SEE WHAT HAPPENS.

it was a warm today today so most of my friends was around the pool getting some sun. noone was in the water because its still cold as fuck.
when i son Jay showed up after not seeing him for 28 years. because of his lying ass mother. i have waited for a week for him to get here.
we was at the pool and i was about to send them all home but he showed up 8 hours early. so he got to meet all my friends at the same time he got to meet me after all these years.
when he got out of the car from 20 foot away he was a is passable trans. when he got closer he was still passable. he had his name changed from Jay to Jamie and ask us to call her that. so i agreed and we met then went into the house where he met all my friends.
we seemed to get along pretty good but i was scared everyone being there that she was going to be scared and leave but she seemed to fit in great.
after awhile my GF told her she has a extra bikini if she wants to join us out at the pool and she agreed and when she came out OMG she was damn sure passable. she had 34 c cups real just from hormone pills.
she dont even have to shave anymore. anyways after everyone left she told she that she wants the bottom half done. but didn't have anyplace to go after she gets it done. i told her she can stay here.
after a couple hours she saw my screen saver and when she saw the incest part she gave me a look and smile. so i didn't know if i was going to let lucky or make her run away. but i had to say it anyways.
you can stay here as long as i'm the last one you ever ass fuck and the first one to fuck your new pussy.
she looked at me and said ok deal. sounds good to me.
so now i just have to wait and see what happens until she can set a date time and place to get it done.