Ubuntu 11.10

Oh my fucking GOD this thing is a mess. No "classic" desktop?! Can not create application launchers? No System Tray? Can't change the size of my mouse cursor? Can't edit themes? Unfucking believably huge fucking toolbar on the left side (almost unconfigurable). This thing is like a Toys-R-Us version of Linux! Why the FUCK can't I edit settings anymore?!

Did Microsoft pay Canonical to create this disaster?

Long time reader, first time post. I confess that most days I just want to find an ad on craigslist for the classic casual sex for drug exchange. I'm 8 yrs sober but loved getting stoned and sucking/ stroking cock..

Classic, wonder how many guys have cum to her

I confess that, years ago, I messed with a coworker so often that I may have caused some mental damage. I was in my low 30's and he was about 21 and was new at our firm. His name was Kenny. We became pretty good friends and would hang out from time to time. Not sure who instigated the pranks, but it was on. I guess I exploited his inexperience and was always one step ahead of him. One night, we were on my front porch and he reminded me of just how many things that I did to him. Most of them I had forgotten and have since forgotten again.
I do remember when he and I, along with another friend, went to a bar. We were playing billiards when a cute dishwater blonde came through the door. She sat at the bar and Kenny couldn't take his eyes off of her and continuously spoke of how cute she was. I went over to the bar and told her I needed a partner in a game of pool. So we played against the two friends. Kenny became even more intrigued with her. Later, she and I went back to the bar for a beer. Kenny naturally followed and stayed close to our conversation, although he couldn't hear it. I took advantage of his eagerness to join the conversation by fabricating flaws about him to her and then pull him into the conversation at the precise moment. For instance, I told her that he was a little slow and that he was in Special Education classes in high school because of those mental issues. I added that Mrs. Dothard was his Special Ed. teacher. At that moment, I turned to him and asked "Kenny, you know Mrs. Dothard don't you?". Again, his eagerness to join the conversation led him to lean in and reply "Yeah, yeah. yeah!". I went on like that for about an hour. When I told him the next day at work just what I was doing, he was both embarrassed and a little pissed.
I also remember that I would keep some candy on my desk at work and Kenny would go to my desk and eat some of it when I would leave the room from time to time. One day I sprayed some M&M's candy with hairspray, put it back in the opened bag and placed it on the filing cabinet. I pretended to go to the restroom, turned and walked back in the office. I caught him halfway from my desk to his, spitting out M^M's.
I introduced Kenny to a lot of classic rock and roll that he had never heard. So he liked to ride out to my place and listen to my albums. Only after 4:20. For you younger generation, music used to be recorded on vinyl discs called albums. I bought an album cleaning brush from Kenny. He placed a small sheet of paper in the brush case that read "FOOL", which was his nickname for me. I played an album the first night that I had the brush and found the note. He asked me every day at work if I had listened to an album the night before. I always replied "No, too busy". He followed me home one Friday after work to chill and listen to music. As we walked in the door, he tells me to put on an album. I made up something that I had to do first and for him to play one and I would play the next. I insisted he use the brush. When he did, he found my note that read "FUCK YOU".
I did other things, but I will end with this one. Kenny's car broke down and he needed to sell quickly. I gave him the name of a guy I know who owns a wrecker service, plus buys and sales used cars. Kenny contacted him and the wrecker guy offered him $400.00 dollars, sight unseen, for the car. Knowing the nature of the wrecker guy and how he would react, I told Kenny to call the guy back and tell him you want to shop the price. "He will offer you more money", I told Kenny. He did and the wrecker guy's response was "Good luck" and he hung up the phone. A month later, Kenny paid the same guy $100.00 to haul off the car.

Looking for classic mid 90's pic. It's a pic I saw, that has a girl eating another girl on roof top. On the pic it has caption that read "Me and my friend got really fucked up and ate each other out on the roof top." I been looking for this pic forever.

This a story that is mostly made up, taken from a scenario that could have been amazing. This is also my first attempt at writing a story.

A few nights ago, my group of friends and I were out hanging at a karaoke bar. There were 5 of us there, and we were celebrating Aly's birthday, who had just turned 21. She has had a few drinks in the past, but has never gotten drunk before. We all decided that it was finally time for it to happen.

As soon as we got to the bar, we all had a yager bomb to get the night started. Callie, being the most energetic out of us, decided to go up and sing a song first. As we are waiting for her to go up, we are all looking for songs to sing ourselves. We joke around about singing some classic N'Sync and Backstreet Boys, and Aly starts saying that she doesn't think she could go up there by herself. I tell her to pick a song, any song, and I would go up there and sing it with her.

The night continues on, and we've had plenty of shots and beers by this point, and it's time for Aly and I to go up and sing. What song does she pick? Barbie Girl..... As we were about to go up, she was about to back out, so we both down another shot and the rest of our drink and made our way up. Aly definitely started to feel the alcohol a bit, and as she grabbed my hand, she placed it right on her ass. I looked at her, trying to figure out if she did it on purpose, and she just looked at me with a generic smile. First possible hint of the night.

After we were done with our song, we headed back to our table and talked about how embarrassing this would be if we were sober. Ryan and Lexi, our other friends there, were up next with Callie, so Aly and I had the table to ourselves. She is finally feeling drunk by this point, and I put my arm around her waist and ask her if she enjoyed my ass earlier. She grinned nonchalantly and said "maybe, would you like to a feel too?" Of course I took her up on her offer, but I didn't linger, since we hadn't ever done much before. (She is about 5'4", average body size and weight but with a fantastic add to compensate and D cup). We didn't pay much attention to the others singing, because we were too occupied teasing each other about whose ass was nicer.

They got back, and we realized it was already 1am. The bar started to wind down, so we decided it was time to take the party back to my place. Lexi, being the only sober one at this point, drove us back. When we got back, we decided to figure out the sleeping situation for everyone. Ryan and Lexi were to have the guest room, Callie and Aly were to take the couches, and I in my room. We played some drinking games, like Ring of Fire and Waterfall. It didn't take long for everyone to start passing out, but the night didn't end there for me.

Everyone has gone to bed by this point, and I hear someone come into my room. I turn on the lamp as they close the door, and it was Aly. She was still really drunk, but started sobering up a bit. I ask her if everything was okay, and she said it could be better. I ask her what would help, and she said a back massage. I'm thinking, 'she wants a back massage at this time of night?' I know she really likes back massages, and I typically give her one almost every time she comes over, so it wasn't really anything weird.

I straighten out the pillows on my bed and she lays down, and I start massaging her upper back. As I was doing this, I noticed something was different, but couldn't figure out what. I then realized what was missing...her bra. I asked her about it, and she said that she didn't want it on because it made back massages less enjoyable. I, being clueless, didn't think anything of it. I moved on to her lower back, and told her to let me know when I was massaging too low. She normally stops me right at the top of her hip line or jeans, but this time was different. I was massaging the top of her ass when I asked her again if it was too low, and she said No, you can go lower if you want. It feels good."

My heart started racing a bit by this point, and I proceed to massaging her entire ass. My dick was so hard it almost a started to hurt, but I kept on going because it felt so good. I started working my way back up her back again, and I ask her she was okay with me massaging under her shirt a little, and she said it was fine. Not sure if she said yes for herself or for my pleasure, but I didn't care by this point. Her skin was so soft and smooth, it felt amazing. I got to about the middle of her back when she raised her shirt up so I could reach easier. Her shirt was up just below her boobs, and almost drove me crazy. I quickly move up more, and and sitting on her legs by this point so my dick is almost rubbing against her. I ask her again if she is enjoying it, and she doesn't reply. She just sways her hips back and forth so my dick was against her ass, and moves her shirt up the rest of the way.

That was the only answer I needed. I lean against her and giver a kiss on the back of her neck, and she lets out a little moan. My hands start massaging her sides, and I move right next to her boobs. Without warning, she arches her back again and pushes her ass against my dick. I ask her if her back is the only part that she wants massaged, and she sits up, takes her shirt the rest of the way off, and lays back down on her back. The look in her eyes as she stared up at me half naked is something I will never forget. I sit back on her lap and start massaging her stomach before quickly making my way up to her plump breasts. Her nipples were already hard, so I started to pinch and play with them too. Aly must have really liked it, because she let out another little moan and reached for my pants. I wasn't wearing a shirt, and just had on my thin pj pants and boxers. There wasn't any hiding how hard my boner was, and it didn't take long before she started playing with it too.

Not a moment later, she finds a way to get my dick out of my pants and she started sucking on it. I had never felt such pleasure from any girl's mouth before. She had a smaller mouth, but she knew how to use it to please. After 10 minted of sheer ecstasy, I was right on the verge of cumming. I wanted this to go on as long as possible, so I back away and tell her it was her turn.

I take my pants off, as they were no longer necessary at this point, and I start to run my fingers along the rim of her pants. I slide them off, and reveal she is wearing pair of black panties with the word "Pink" on the ass, and a little bow on the front. I had seen these before, but only a single glimpse by accident when she sat down once in a skirt too fast. Thinking about that moment compared to now made it even more exciting.

After removing her pants, I start kissing her stomach and head down. I start to take her underwear off when she asks me to wait. She told me she wanted me to lay down and she wanted to sit on my face. I never really thought about doing something like that before, but the thought of her cunt right above my face, I didn't think twice about that. I proceed to lay on my back, and I guide her hips over me. She hovers above my face reverse cowgirl style, and I slide my finger around her panties and felt that she was extremely wet. I slide my finger around a bit, and it left a string when I pulled it out. She smelt so amazing, and I pulled her panties aside, took a deep breath,and shoved my tongue straight inside of her. It might have caught her by surprise, because she jumped away for a moment before resting her pelvis on me. Never had I expected to be doing this, let alone with Aly.

As I continued to lick her smooth, shaved pussy and clit, she leaned forward and started blowing me again. We stop only long enough to pull her panties off, and she gets back on top of me again. This time, I'm fingering her clit with my left hand, tongue in her pussy, and my right hand has started to play with her little asshole. I swear she never seemed to run out of juices, and would especially overrun when she would have an orgasm. We carried on like this for the until she cummed for her third time and when my load finally blew. She didn't swallow much, but she did let me cum in her mouth some.

When we finished, she got up and laid beside me, and said that everything was still spinning. I had completely forgotten how drunk we were, as everything started to spin for me too. We both pass out and wake up in the middle of the night. She gets up and cleans herself and I throw my pants back on and we go back to sleep.

The next morning, everyone questions why she slept in my bed with me, and she just tells them that she was cold and that's all she remembers. When no one was looking, she glanced over at me and winked. She remembered everything, and knew exactly what we had done. Later that day, I text her to check up on her, and ask her if the previous night was just a one time fling, and she replied with "No, and I left something for you under your bed ;)" I go and check what she left, and it was her panties from that night. I sniffed them, and they smelt exactly how she did that night, and all the memories came flooding back into my mind. She sent me another text soon after, and said "Thanks Vince for my great 21st! ;) =P!"

Now with our dirty little secret, let's see how naughty she really can be!

Does anyone remember the name of this classic?

I would like to see a classic large scale war again like the Pacific theater or awesome tank battles like Kursk or Desert Storm but I find it hardly believable anymore with the UN and globalization around
-Power is like a drink; only so few can handle it

I confess my ex fucked around on me while I was deployed, so here she is fucking her ex when she was 18. The quality isn't bad and the cumshot is classic.

Looking for the video of a girl stripping to classical music beethoven/mozart

Any guys here live or lived with their sisters alone? anything happen?
My sister and I both attend college a couple hours away from where our parents live. I have 6 months left of school and she has 1 year, we both might work there, and live together beyond that.

She just broke up with her fiance, who she's living with, and is going to come and move in with me. It works out perfectly because my current roommate is moving out this next week anyway, so it will be just her and I.

My sister is only a couple years younger than me, and she's one of those sisters that all of your friends tell you how hot she is, i'd say she's a solid 7 or 8. We did get curious when we were a lot younger. We would rub tongues (trying to french kiss), showed each other our privates, and I even rubbed my hard dick in front of her cause she wanted to see.. unfortunately we never really touched each other. At a party a few years ago we were drunk and grinded, so I was rubbing my dick into her ass. Another time we were in the back of the car with her fiance and I was so drunk that I kissed her cheek and was about to start making out with her.

Now, I keep imagining her walking around in just a t-shirt with no bra, and some tiny shorts. I mean for 4th of July just this past summer she threw a big party and was wearing a very thin white shirt showing off her bra. If she doesn't show much the first several weeks, i'm going to have a few drinks and tell her "it won't bother me if you are a slob around the house, and if you want to walk around in bra and panties I won't mind" which could come off as creepy but at least she'll know that its fine to show it off. Before I say anything i'm going to hint at it and go get a drink in the kitchen in just my boxers with a slight boner

I'd get mega rock hard if she walks around in just a t-shirt and thong, and I slap that ass and say "bad girl", or if she's bending over doing something i'd grab her hips and do a pound or two. Also of course the classic "lets watch a movie", pull out some alcohol, and cuddle on the couch.

Oh and last night I had my first dream where I have sex with her. I went raw and kept precumming inside of her, and started to get stressed out because I didn't want to get her pregnant. She's on BC in real life. I woke up with a raging boner. Not saying i'll have sex with her, but flirting will be really fun/hot

Classic city slut

Classic bitch to be abused. wwyd?

Rate this classic co-ed on a scale of 1-10 and main reason(s) why. TIA

Charlese Lamour classic in denim

Hi!

Me and my friends totally love to do dares to each other and if someone ducks, we play a mean prank on her. We like to get naughty while doing that, so no boring stuff.

But I wont show pictures of us, because if this comes out we would be in biiiig trouble. We would get grounded or get an explusion from school.

So I'd like to tell you something about our dares and pranks and you can ask questions or tell about your pranks or tell your ideas :D

So, one of first prakns we made ( it was my turn) was the classic pizza dare :D
I ordered a Pizza and as the deliverydriver arrived, i opened the door buttnacked.
he could really see anything. my slim body, my 75b boobs, my shaved pussy, my little butt.

His jaw just dropped down as he saw me.
Part of my dare was to trun around and grab the purse from the ground. all my friends watched from around the corner.

I turned around again and gave him the money, He didnt say one word, he just stumbled.

It was totall fun.

I got into voyeurism at an early age, my mom use to tease the guy next door and the paper-boy and didn't know I noticed, I must have been maybe 13. Somehow this got my eyes open and I was surprised how much it turned me on, I got my first hard-on watching my mom and the guy next door watching her, both playing a game of hide and seek. The paper-boy got the bathrobe shots as she was paying or beaver shots depending when he came collecting, mom was a classic tease. She would often go pantyless and got me watching her and I'm sure she knew it also because it actually got easier as time went by.

Heres a classic example of sneaking up behind her skin on skin, reaching round squeezing touch and the all-important kiss...
Then she slowly lowers her head and shoulders on to the bed leaving here hips up in the air revealing that now trembling pussy that is in need of filling with my cock.
arms outstretched head in the bed i now can slowly slid my cock into her a little at a time, Tho we both want all of it straight into its full depth.
slowly increase the rhythm and the strength until her fist are clinched and have one hand hold her hip, the other her shoulder.
as this is my fucking favorite position it don't take me long to announce that im FUCKING CUMING.
As i cum holding my cock deep inside her she can feel my cock pulse and fill her pussy with cum, she now is bucking and groaning like a horny bitch that is also cuming all over my cock and that sets me off, cuming again and again..passionate from behind

My Son’s Girlfriend at http://readyourporn.tumblr.com

When my family moved, No one knew the layout of the new house. We’d wander the dark halls those first few weeks, stumbling into the linen closet looking for the bathroom or the guest bedroom for the main. It was easy to get lost.

That’s why this story is complicated.

The house was just an hour north and our old house was still on the market. We moved to get closer to my son’s college, and my wife (his mother) and I agreed it’d be cheaper than paying for a dorm, meal plan, and all the others bloated expenses of an already enormous tuition.

But our son was in love.

With this beautiful curvy brunette, Cecily. An Italian-American. She looked it, but I got real confirmation when she wore these green booty shorts that stretched Italia across her ass. She could touch her nose to her knees when she stretched and was happy to show everyone her flexibility. She was a yoga enthusiast, cheerleader, high jumper, guitarist, and Hooters girl. I didn’t know that last part until I went in with a coworker after a hard day and she served us. She acknowledged me like I was any other customer and I made no mention of it to my coworker, who kept her around as much as possible with refills and innocent flirting. She acted happy to stick around and regular customers, like my buddy, knew the unspoken rule of tipping that was $10 for every hour spent there. He tipped $50. I just did the usual 20%. My receipt got a winky face. His didn’t.

“She must’ve mixed us up,” he concluded.

Sometimes she’d call the house and I’d answer and she’d launch into talking about her day because my son and I sounded pretty similar.

Regardless, she was hot. And I didn’t mind her in the backseat of the car as we drove up to the new house. We had hired movers to get the major stuff like dresser drawers, beds, washing machine, etc, but our personal stuff we decided to take ourselves and that meant extra trips. We’d take Cecily home on our next trip for the final boxes. She was going to the community college in the other town, which broke our son’s heart.

His mother and I also knew that by inviting his girlfriend to the new house, they’d christen the bed with their young love. We were okay with pretending that wasn’t happening.

We got to the new house and ordered Chinese for dinner and ate on the floor because the table had broken during the move and we ordered a new one but it wasn’t here yet. We were all on the floor. Cecily’s legs were spread casually and I could see a bit of frilly panties on the inside of her shorts. Since they’d been dating, my wife and I had reunited our passions. For me, I was teased by Cecily’s outfits and body and even face. She was fun enough to listen to as she had a real passion for music, classics that I’d listened to in high school, so I’d have the occasional conversation with her about it. And I couldn’t act on that. She was 18. But it still got me going so I’d go into the bedroom and enjoy my wife, who was definitely an older version of Cecily. Easily tanned, dark hair, a curvy body that sagged a little with age but still attractive but so familiar that it wasn’t still exciting.

I don’t know why my wife was so into it lately.

Maybe she had an attraction to the girl too, wishful thinking surely, but it seemed like she was in the mood most often after catching the kids making out or even fooling around once. I swear I didn’t peek, but Cecily had our son’s cock in her mouth, and we started doing it to drown out the sucking sound Cecily was making.

It was pretty late and storming.

Then the power went out.

We lit candles and it wasn’t a huge deal as it’d been a long day of packing and moving boxes and it was bedtime anyway so we didn’t need a lot of light.

We wandered the upstairs halls in the dark to find our rooms and we each had to stare at the unfurnished, undecorated rooms to make sure they were the right ones. It was hard to tell in the dark. My wife and I went to our room. Cecily went to the guest room. Our son went to his room. We knew that wouldn’t last.

Well my wife was in the mood. Me too. I checked the end table for condoms before starting and…

They were packed away somewhere.

“Fuck,” I said.

I put on my shirt and had on boxers still and hoped the dark would hide the slobbering boner. I think it did because I passed my son on the way to the bathroom and he didn’t say anything.

I checked the downstairs drawers, the boxes, everywhere I could think I might’ve stashed them. But I’d been gone 10 minutes and I couldn’t wait and we’d just be extra careful about pulling out tonight. It’d be fine.

Back upstairs, I couldn’t remember which was my room. I thought I did but all the doors looked the same and it was either the one on the left or the one on the right and I put my ear to the left and heard the moaning of youthful experimentation and pleasure, extreme pleasure actually, “More! Oh yeah. You’re so good tonight,” and so on.

So I went into the dark room on the right. Just a bed and a silhouette lady ripe for the taking, already spreading her legs, moaning softly.

I pulled her to the edge of the bed. I was on my knees, licking her. She had shaved. Normally my wife was a little hairy and there was something about the smooth vag that was especially nice tonight. I’d always heard that food can change the flavor and my wife had been on a fruit diet lately so that must’ve been why it was delicious and I couldn’t stop myself from partaking. Normally it was just warm up. Lubrication (before the real lube). But tonight I only wanted to feast on this pussy till her fingers gripped my hair and pulled me her way. She made me kiss her. Slipped her tongue in. She grabbed my ass. She lined up my cock then moaned into my mouth as I penetrated that wet, warm pussy. It was so tight tonight. Her body felt so good. I fucked her till the pushed me aside then switched up our positions so she was on all fours, doggy style, usually an anniversary treat for us. I fucked her hard. Her tits swung. I reached around to finger her clit, tease her nipples, she sucked my fingers. Told me to pull her hair. Her ass felt so firm and I teased the anus with my thumb till she begged me to stick it in.

She was really into it tonight. More than I think ever before. Like it was the best lay ever. It was for me. In all our time together, she seemed more wild than ever. Ready to please. Try anything. She collapsed to her belly so her large tits smashed into the covers and she only moaned and begged into the pillows.

I’d definitely made her cum already from the fucking, maybe twice as I got so lost in my own pleasure to completely notice her signs, but I was about to cum. I moaned it into her ear and she breathlessly said “Face. Please. I’m yours. Mark me.”

So kinky tonight.

So I pulled out and she got on her knees by the bed and stroked and sucked me. She never sucked her pussy juices off me! But I guess a great fuck deserves a reward. A kinky fantasy. I was about to cum so I grabbed my cock and aimed for the silhouette.

The lights came on.

Cecily has a black sun tattoo outlining her left nipple.

I didn’t know that till that night.

Her eyes were shut so the cum didn’t get into them. And I was right there, right at the edge, couldn’t stop if my mother had walked in, so I just shot thick ropes of cum across her beautiful young face.

She kept her eyes shut, giggling, sucking at my tip.

I grabbed my clothes and left for the downstairs to let my heart settle. How would the shit hit the fan? It wasn’t my fault! I thought I’d been fucking my wife! It was the new house.

I heard a door and I went upstairs. It was my son coming out of the bathroom. With the lights on we could see each other and it was awkward. I was awkward for obvious reasons. Maybe he was awkward from seeing I was still pitching a tent in my boxers after fucking his hot girlfriend. But he didn’t know that. He wasn’t even really looking my way, so we just passed each other wordlessly.

I went into the bedroom, my bedroom, with my lovely wife on the bed, naked, as up as if still waiting. I got into bed with her, not wanting to let on that I’d already been satiated. I’d have to keep fucking and honestly, I thought I could thanks to the fulfilled fantasy of Cecily.

“Oh you want even more?” she said.

And I ignored her as I was lost in my head, in panic.

She was really into it too, moving her ass towards me so there was a loud smack that jiggled those cheeks every time I pressed deep into her. But slowly she realized I wasn’t on top of the game. “You seemed so eager before,” she said. “Don’t worry. Just let me do it this time,” she said and got on top of me and rode me reverse cowgirl so I could see her ass bouncing and I rubbed my thumb against her anus but she said, “Maybe I’ll let you next time.” It’d felt so nice sticking it in Cecily’s…

My wife never found out. Maybe Cecily and my son did because they broke up shortly after. He broke up with her. It made the trip taking her home even worse.

But to fill his time and loneliness, I guess my son needed someone so he got a lot closer to his mom. She laughed about how much of a sweet mama’s boy he was being suddenly but she took it as flattery that she could replace Cecily.

(hopefully you notice the plot twist)

Where has all the intelligence gone? I mean, at some point people gave a shit enough to be independent thinkers.

Instead people are all up in arms over TV, music, and other shit that doesn't require you to think, and instead require the simplest thing a human being can have. A sense of taste. No matter how bad, simply having one qualifies you to enjoy and judge TV and music. The simple fact that "Cult classics" exist means that nothing can ever truly be bad, because shitheads will watch it anyway and it'll get deemed "Special" because a few select people have absolutely atrocious taste.

People piss me off at their lack of intelligence, and their lack of an ability to have an interest in learning. Like ricers and musclefags for example. Two non-interchangeable sort of folk who do the exact same shit. They obsess over their tastes, completely put away any rational thoughts, and hate each other blindly. Little import cars are manuverable. Muscle cars have eons of torque. Neither 'suck', as both are incredible on their own terms, and yet these... primates cant be intelligent enough to console their differences and get the fuck along.

It's why i like to use guns and ammo as examples. As my brother says "A bullet to the brain has the same effect regardless of the person struck". And yet we've got people arguing that the slightest difference in weapons and ammo makes one vastly superior to the other. BLINDLY projecting their versions of the truth, instead of simply admitting any firearm or ammo type is deadly. Durr 1911 is betteer than glock, 9mm is superior to your dum dum .45's. You get shot with either, in the face, and you gon die.

I dont even want people to get along. It's this fiendish disease known as ignorance that kills my faith in humanity. How anyone can blindly ignore whats right in front of their faces is beyond me.

The best possible example i can think of is Russia Today's fans on youtube. You wont find more insanely biased and ignorant folk than them. They're the sort of people that truly believe that the US is one big crumbling tent city, just because the kremlin's mouthpiece tells them so. And that Russia is a prospering country, with no debt, starving, disease or crime, because the kremlin's mouthpiece tells them so. And when you go to point out something that so much as grazes the thin line of their competence, they immediately attack you, calling you a sheep, a slave to the government, a CIA paid troll, or simply denounce what you've said as entirely invalid just because you're american or have a silly video on your youtube page. And any valid point that they cant deflect in that manner, they instantly blame it on the big bad ol United states. Collapse of the soviet union? United states fault. Black market in russia? United state's fault. THE ENTIRE GLOBE'S FUEL, ECONOMY AND FOOD PROBLEMS, the united state's fault.

Nothing can ever be any single person's fault. And as such, you can begin to see how it doesn't matter what side you're on, ignorance is still ignorance. Be it that you're a patriotic republitard that blindly supports whatever the US gets into, or part of the filthy yuppie protesters that believe that everything belongs to them and that the government should just give them jobs, you're still ignorant for even picking a side.

Thank god 2012 is magically going to be the year the world ends apparently, I dont think i want to live in a world where you cant have competence and intelligence, where either side of the coin is a dumbed down, media fed beast of ignorance. Fuck all you people i'm moving underground and stocking up on supplies and ammo. Anyone else remotely interested in surviving the holocaust of the ignoramuses, i humbly advise you do the same.

I confess i want my female coworker to suck me before i fuck her at work, since i work there she put on makeup and wears tight jeans,to make me hard, she is a classic pawg slut, i just know she wants me too... What do you think shuld i do to get what i want from her ?

I CONFESS I JUST FINISHED EATING UP A WHOLE CONTAINER OF CLASSIC HUMMUS WITH A FEW PITAS ALL BY MYSELF AND I DRIZZLED SOME OLIVE OIL ALL OVER THE HUMMUS

Anyone still have the classic SA "goonporn.rar"

MissM, miss marnard, artfag ...

A very hot, fertile woman showing off her body in the most classically erotic fashion.

Love classics like these 

I'm looking for the classic Bozo the clown show episode where little Whitney didn't understand that she had to throw, not put the ball into the bucket. The video has been removed from ThemTube, I mean YouTube. If anyone of you have it please share. THX

I watched a marathon of classic muppets movies and shows today and I just realized where my deep seated BBW fetish comes from. I don't know whether to curse you or thank you Henson and Oz you magnificent bastards

looking for the classic video(s) of the young amateur "lesbian" chick who gets convinced online to try hooking up with a guy.

its her first time giving head/having sex with a guy, she enjoys it, and she calls/texts her ex-boyfriend to rub it in his face.

cant seem to find it

https://motherless.com/AD1D675 does anyone know the name of this classic? 

Those who know HISTORY know that the Democratic party were originally racist. They justified slavery (and subsequent black oppression/antagonism) with an ideology called "Paternalism"
The jist of it was, "these poor negroes are like kids. they can't care for themselves, so we must be like their parents and take care of them (through slavery). After slavery, democrats intimidated blacks at the voting polls, burned prosperous black cities, developed the klan, and imprisoned numerous blacks (because the Thirteenth amendment allows slavery in prison).
It wasn't until Kenedy that the DEMOCRATS started changing their image. However, welfare, and all of their other programs are just part of their master conspiracy to subtly oppress the majority of the minorities so they can enslave them again...when the time is right.
its a classic move: make your enemy think you are their salvation...then, when they trust and depend on you, crush them.

Classic milf 

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there are other vids of other girls filmed by the same guy. does anyone have links to full vids or other girls like this one? they were Kazaa classics from what i remember.

i confess this never ever gets old to watch!!!!!!!!
fun to watch and laugh at!!!!! ahhahahaha

it just never gets old!!!!!!!! a great classic!!!!!!!!

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I confess i'm on my way to a party, I'm taking a bottle of rum. What do you suggest that i mix with it, you know a classic combination?

Classic photo. Not rare to hear a girl say she has this fantasy, but how many have the courage to really be a barroom whore?

Meet my cum dumpster Kelly. She is your classic girl with a bf to show the world she’s not a whore but in reality fucks a different guy every week.

I’ve been fucking her for a year or so.

What do you think of her? I want you to degrade this little slut for who she really is and give her what she really wants.

Okay incest, this is my story. All this happened about an hour ago. For you to understand my situation fully, I think it is best for me to explain some history about my family and I. So, i'll format everything into blocks, first talking about my family, then my brother, then my sister's and mine relationship, then the situation, then me. (NOTE: I know this could get lengthy so i'm sorry in advanced, but again, I feel this is what needs to be done.) Let's begin.

I have four brothers and four sisters, six of which are adopted from Ukraine. Within in six adopted, there are three separate families. Meaning, not all of them are biologically related to one another. I'll try to keep things straight by categorizing my siblings by their biological relation to one another. My first siblings, one of my younger sisters and one of my older brothers, were adopted when I was about eight. Since them two being adopted (they are related to one another (1)), my parents, through out the following years, took four more trips back to Ukraine (the last which in which we ALL went on); hence how my family became so large. The next sibling to be adopted, my younger sister(2), was adopted a few years later. Again, my parents went back to adopted my youngest brother (3). The finale was, when my parents learned my sister (2), also had an older brother and sister (2), we all went to Ukraine to adopt them.

Okay, lets now talk about my brother(1). We'll call him "J". I consider J to be my long lost brother. I can't explain it, but i'm sure either fate/god or whatever, determined that J and I would meet and be brothers. Ever since he was adopted, we bonded, and over the years, that bond has only strengthened. He is my best friend, and one of a very very few friends that I have. Fun fact: he happens to be only SIX days older than me. Weird huh? Anyways, we are very close. You might ask why I'm telling you about my relationship with my bro, but it will all have something to do with what is later to come. Moving on.

Next, is my older sister(2). We'll call he "C". Okay, C is a little older than me. About two years apart. As we got older and got into puberty, hormones started to kick in. Gradually, I started kind of "wanting" my sister. It started about 8th grade I would say. I would go into her room while she was showering, and wait for her to get out and walk in. I'd be rock hard to try and see if she would respond. I did that a couple of times, but finally controlled myself. Skip to the summer going into 10th i believe. Maybe the summer of my 9th grade year. Anyways, that summer, my whole family and I went to the beach, and stayed in this two story room for free, at this condo, courtesy of my dad's friend who just so happened to own it. Well, one night most the family was downstairs watching a movie or asleep. My sister C, was upstairs in her room, watching t.v. I went up there and it was like in the incest videos that i watched, at first just to help her get the t.v. set up. I ended up hanging out with her, laying on the same bed with her. I was laying down next to her, and she was sitting on the bed, with her knees pulled up towards her. I noticed her smooth legs and started to slowly pull back her Nike shorts she was wearing, to reveal more of her thigh. Well, she noticed. I said something like "oh "oh sorry, didn't mean to, just really liked your legs" sort of things. She laughed it off or whatever. A little later i asked if she like that. She said yeah but felt weird about it. I told her I totally understood and would stop. Well, a little later, she put her head down on my chest. The night ended. Nothing happened. The next day, we went into the laundry room located on the second floor. We didn't use this room, so we knew we wouldn't be disturbed. We began exploring each other. We kissed, and just kind of felt each other up. She was really shy so i was being very slow and gentle. I lifted her shirt, seeing boobs for my first time. I started unzipping her pants, seeing a vagina for the first time. Fingered her a little bit whilst making out. I was hard, and asked if she wanted to see "mine." She was okay with it, and I unzipped my pants, revealing my erect penis. We felt each other up for awhile but finally we left. Things continued like that the rest of the trip at the beach. She gave me my first hand job later. She was a lot of my firsts, and i was likewise to her. When we left the beach, we continued doing things. I eventually started showering with her (she had a bathroom connected to her room), but we never advanced past feeling up one another. But as years went by and we grew up, we started wanting more. I began sneaking up into her room at night. I fucked her for the first time when I was in 10th grade. She was my first , again. We continued, I kept sneaking upstairs into her room to sleep with her and would occasionally find times to shower with her. Again, things progressed more, to oral sex. We'd take breaks from one another, but eventually i'd cave to self desires and things would start up again.

Lets fast forward to the present. It happened today. I had just gotten home from work to find my whole family gone, except C and J. J, originally, was asleep on the couch downstairs not feeling well. I said hey and he groggily replied. I went upstairs to find C, getting ready to shower. We chatted, I asked where everyone was and everything, how her day had been, just chatter. The whole time, especially when i asked about why the house was so empty, she was giving me "that look." So, again, I caved. I went downstairs, grabbed a condom, and walked back upstairs to find C starting a shower. We kissed, got naked, and hopped in. We did the usually, felt one another up, she blew me and i ate her out. Then i lied down and she sat on down on top of my dick. We fucked until i came. We showered, I got out, and dressed back in my work clothes, just by the unlikely chance J was up. Well, that little chance wasn't so little. I left the bathroom through the second door, which led outside into our back yard. I thought I was clear, and was walking to the sliding door of our back porch, to find J meeting me. My heart skipped a beat. He opened the door, snack in hand, apparently going to eat on the porch. We said quick heys, and I walked past him. I felt sick. Did he see me? He had to. The look he gave me was one of disgust. I went downstairs and hopped in the shower, trying to cover my tracks. But what's weird, is he seems to be fine. At first, or maybe it was me being paranoid, he seemed to be really kind of mad at me, so I assumed that he must of saw me. But now, as the night has progressed, things really seem normal. (SIDE NOTE: When C and I took a break, C and J kind of had the same deal as C and I did. C told me that J would text her, go into her room, and do basically what C and I did. Oh, C also told J what C and I had done in the past so he and I both know about our dirty pasts. Never have we blatantly talked about it. Does this have something to do with it all?)

About me. As you might have guessed, I've never had a girlfriend or ever had any form of intimate connection with a female besides C. I've been the "nice guy." The "best friend." I'm the KING of the friend zone. I just am myself to girls, every girl, whether I'm into her or not. But apparently, me being so polite just winds me up being a "best friend." Honestly though, it never really bothered me, getting friend zoned, until my friends and J were getting all these girls to fucking fall on their knees for them and easily just kind of "hit-it-and-quit-it" type deal. And in highschool, there is a lot of pressure to lose your virginity. So C and I genuinely took a break. I really tried hard to get a girlfriend. And not really for a sexual reason, but I just wanted to be close with some one. Like how C and I were. We would just some nights lay in her bed and just talk about life. I just wanted that. To be with some one. To be close. Well, I got really close to this girl, and I thought for sure I had done it. I built a connection with her, and I felt a little feed back. Well, just like the sequels, I got dropped flat on my face, and she straight told me the classic "i just see you as a friend" type deal. Well this hurt. And i mean hurt. But that's another story. Well again, i fell C and I fell back into a cycle with one another.

Okay, so after hearing all the preliminary stuff, we are now to the main point. What should I do? Should I talk with my brother about today? Should I just not? What do you guys think? I value the bond I have with my brother and I don't want to jeopardize that. And please, feel free to ask me questions.

P.S: It might be hard to believe, but I still have A LOT more to say but honestly, I'm exhausted. Again, i'm open to questions about me/my family/anything you can think of pertaining to this post. Sorry if was kind of ranty and my information seemed to be splotchy, but I just needed to say a lot of things and still need to say more and explain things better.

I'm looking for videos where the girls are on drugs. For some reason girls on drugs getting fucked is really sexy to me...There's the classic mardi gras one where the girl is on E and its sexy as hell..I've found a few over the years, but not many. If anybody has some help me out please =)

OH, SONG NAME: A SHOT IN THE DARK
BY HENRY MANCINI

BEST OF - 1997

hey guys.

having trouble favoriting things. I click on favorite, the little tool tip thing comes up to say "add this to your favourites" but the button never changes to unfavorite and never adds to my profile pages favorite. I'm using opera classic for Android.

any ideas besides a different browser? I like opera cause I can load a heap of images into tabs and quickly and easily flick between them.

any ideas? :-)

I have a confession. A very interesting thing happened to me on Friday night. My daughter, my soon to be ex (convinced my daughter is trying to patch things up between us) and I went to Atlantic City to the group Halestorm at the House of Blues. It was a standing only concert and was sold out. I'm not a big fan of standing concerts but I love Halestorm. Lzzy is amazingly talented and so fucking hot. She didn't disappoint that night either wearing a short leather top and super tight leather shorts pulled as high as possible and spiked heels (check youtube for Halestorm 9/6/13 there are some good vids posted there already) Anyway, I picked a good spot with a good view of the stage, a direct line to an ac vent overhead and a quick line to the bar on my left. I put my girls in front of me to keep the press of people off of them (I am a bouncer at a summer beach club and am pretty good at claiming my space in a crowd). The interesting thing is that a young 20 something kept brushing up against me. When she did I would look over at her. I actually thought she was younger because she was so petite, but she had a wristband on so I knew she was at least 21. This went on for a while with me getting a smile when I looked over at her. Then she said (shouted actually) in my ear, "I hope you don't mind. I love these guys and I'm probably goin to bump into you a lot." I told her it was just fine and that we are all here to have fun and not to worry about it. I had my hands in my pockets with my elbows out, a classic stance when you want to preserve you space and she was just behind me and to my left. Halestorm started a new song and Lzzy belted out their classic "I get off" (should be the theme song for motherless btw). Well my little 20 something liked that song and brushed up against me again. But I noticed that it was a little different this time. When I looked over she was intently looking at the stage but was overtly brushing her boobs against my elbow. Now I mentioned that it was a sellout crowd but there was clearly room for her to stand with out having contact with my arm. So, I moved slightly to give her a bit more room and she and her boobs followed. I looked over again and she was still raptly looking at the stage but was blushing now. Well now I'm a trooper and wanted her to enjoy the show so I pushed the elbow out toward her a little more and let her rub her sweet little tits as much as she wanted.

Between the next 2 songs I struck up a conversation. She told me it was her 4th time seeing Halestorm and that the following day she was following them to York,PA to see them again. She loved Lzzy's brother RJ, the drummer. During the rest of the show she kept up a running commentary during the quieter moments between songs. Then when the band played "I'm not that innocent" I shit you not, the boobs came back. God what fun, Lzzy Hale screaming out "I'm not that innocent" while a not so innocent rubbed her tits on my arm. I probably should have taken my hand out of my pocket and seen if there was any room in her tight white jeans but I didn't. I was enjoying myself just fine. When the show was over she didn't leave right away but chatted with me a bit more about the band. I told her, with a wink, to have fun at York the next day, she blushed again and said thanks and winked at me before walking off. My daughter saw us talking and was surprised that the girl had talked to me. I told her most of what the girl had told me about Halestorm and kept the rest to myself....until now. I need to go to more concerts.

For those of you that like B-Film Horrors. I just watched Silent Retreat and its got a bit of submissive back story set to classical music I think you guys would enjoy.

Classic hot milf. Smash?

Classic vegas upskirts. You like?

A classic.

Love the classics

Anyone know of the video where a girl strips and masturbates on a table while classical music is playing? Video used to be called:: Dinner is served

classic Britney

I confess when I was at school my friend's dad had loads of porn on VHS in his garage. Most of it was fairly vanilla classic 80s North American and European stuff. But a few seemed to be home made, probably not by him but anyway one sticks in my mind...
The girl was about 18/19 but she'd dressed in her old brownies dress, a short brown dress that was now very tight and absurdly short. He barely had to hitch it up to fuck her. She was role playing being a brownie (6-10) and protesting like he was raping her. They played out a little scene at the start which made us laugh where he bribed her with sweeties to let him touch her cunt, then he got "carried away". He fucked her pussy and arse and it ended with him cumming in her mouth and her seeming genuinely disgusted and being forced to swallow.
I remember it so well and still wank to it in my head now. I wish I'd copied it. I guess the girl would be 45ish now. So if you're out there "Becky" - thanks!

I need a little help here from you guys and/or girls. I've read numerous threads here where guys post questions for 'how to' do whatever with a chick and the responses can be surprisingly insightful, so I'm here to give this a shot. If I get good advice, I'm definitely going to try it, report back, and ask for more good advice so this should be a nice thread when it's all said and done. Anyways, moving along.

Backstory:

So, I (28) think my girlfriend's (28) little sister (24) is hot...and recently, I've really been thinking she has been interested in me more and more too. I'm getting lots of the classic subconscious body language cues...like her body facing me when we're all in a group, very smiley when she and I speak, 'hangs on' to conversations between me and the girlfriend, etc. And lately she's been wearing super short shorts around the house with no bra. Yes, it's summer, but I've been through three summers with the gf and haven't noticed her sister wearing them...used to be long pjs, and always a bra. Always. Summer and winter.

The gf is always around and I'm not trying to get into any trouble so I've not made any efforts to seduce the sister...because of that, I think that even though she probably thinks I'm cute, since I've never made any moves on her whatsoever (I've basically ignored her up to this pont), there's going to be difficulty converting this one. Tough to go from ice cold to red hot all at once. Unless there's a catalyst...and there is.

Yesterday, my girlfriend decided to pull out her phone and show me a picture of her little cousin in her prom dress...for no reason I can come up with. She's not cute and neither was her dress. I seriously don't know what made her show me that picture...I'm leaning towards her just being girly, but what happens next makes me wonder. She flips through her camera roll real quick and then boom...bra and titties pop up.

Immediately, my brain is all like what the fuck is that on her phone for? I know I never got that pic, so who the fuck is my girlrfiend sending pics of her tits to?

And then I realize...those are her sister's titties. And that's fucking hot.

My girlfriend gasps, then laughs and explains that her sister decided to walk around the house like that the other day so to 'encourage her to cover up' she mocked her and took pictures to 'embarrass her later'. I kinda wonder if her showing me the picture was actually an accident, but it doesn't really matter at this point. What matters is getting my hands on those titties...fast.

So, guys...I need some help. How do I tell her sister that I saw her titties, that I really liked it...and still manage to get her into let's-keep-this-a-secret mode?

About 1 1/2 year ago I wanted to practice my Spanish language while I was following my Spanish courses.
At a sport event I met a guy who spoke very well in Spanish that had many Hispanic friends.
He later invited me at a party in his apartment where I met more particularly with a Mexican girl that arrived in town a few weeks ago to study English at the University. We had a long chat and at the end of the party we exchanged our phone numbers. The next day she called me to invite me to do an activity with her. After 2 activities together she invited me to her place for a typical Mexican dinner.
She was 22 y old and I was 25 .Maria is about 5’4” a little curvy but not chubby with medium size breast, she is cute with a nice little tan and dress kind of classical , nothing fancy or sexy. I had a good impression of this cute Mexican girl that had a bit of boldness, certainly with a lot of character as she invited me out every time and was taking the lead most of the time which I was not expecting from a Latina girl.
After dinner we sat in her living room for a coffee and a Frangelico, one thing led to another we started kissing and making out, feeling each other out until her roommate arrived.
Loana introduce herself ,wow was she ever pretty , 5’2” petite , small breast , small little ass , black curly hair ….. She apologized in a very shy manner for interrupting our night while her eyes were staring at my hard on and she left to go in her room upstairs.
Maria decided that I should not drive back home since I had too many drinks and offer me to sleep on her sofa .It took me a while to go to sleep since I had a big hard on from the making out with Maria.
The next day Maria and her Romanian roommate asked me if I knew where they could try Curling.
We spent 2-3 hours curling and ended up at their place for a pizza. Loana was probably the most introverted person I have met in my life. After dinner Loana told us that she was going up to her room.
We went to the living room and i just started feeling out Maria’s body and slowly get her undressed , I am not very attracted by bigger breast woman but I was anxious to see hers , I unzipped her sweater slowly, undo her bra and I released them free , caress them with hands I could feel her nipples liked my caresses , started sucking at her big nipples ,they became quickly very hard in my mouth , she looked at me sucking at her nipple , she was just enjoying this pleasurable moment as I did. I slowly slipped one hand down in her sweat pants , it was very warm in there , i touched her panties and they were wet , slipped my hand in her panties and she kind of spread her legs more so I could reach her lips and start to pleasure her , I slip my fingers between her lips and she lightly started moving her hips back and forth on my fingers for a while , she stopped me got up and took her sweat pants and panties off , now I could appreciate her body more as she was totally naked in front of me illuminated by the glow of the TV screen , I could see her curved hips and her muscular thighs , I saw her firm breast with her erected nipples closer when she bent down to pull out my pants and when she bent down again to put on my very hard dick in her mouth she slipped he big nipples on my thighs until he lips touched very erected pole, she gave me a very good blow job until she was in need of more action she just sat on my dick and I saw my dick slowly go in her with a smile of satisfaction on her face.On the corner of my eyes I saw something moving near the kitchen , so I whispered in Maria’s ear that I thought Loana was watching us hidden by the living room wall , as she could not see anything she finished me as she was coming and going on me very passionately. It was just an amazing night.
During the week following our great sex night Maria questioned Loana if she was looking at us while we were in the living and after a few times asking her she confessed that she was watching us.On the next weekend when I went to their place Maria explained to me that Loana is virgin , that she was brought up in Romania by a very strict and religious mother that forbidden most contact with boys or men unless she got married but told me to keep the secret. She was scared of men and had never kissed , touched a man or was touched in any way by a man other than a little boy she used to play in the woods when they were very young.Later in another conversation with Maria she swear that she never masturbated.
When Maria explained why she was spying on us , I proposed as a joke that Loana join us and Maria immediately was very clear that it will not happen and she would not let another woman touch me.
Me and Maria after had numerous wonderful evening of sex in the living room until the University terminated and that she went back to Mexico to go work in her father company.
Last September I got an e-mail from Loana that she was back from Romania and was in her second year of University and was asking me if I wanted to go with her for a bicycle ride the next Saturday .I was very surprised to receive this invitation as Loana is probably the most introverted person I know .
I accepted her invitation to bike and after we went back to the Town house where she lived with her new roommate. When we got there I could tell that she was very nervous and unsecure , I could see her hands shaking so I did everything I could to make it as much pleasant as I could. After our dinner I helped her clean the kitchen and I told her I was going back home but she wanted me to watch a movie with her .She sat next to me on the couch to watch the movie , during the movie we slowly got closer and I was able to put my hand on her thigh and she even let me caress her thigh slowly , I could see her staring at my hard on a few times so I turned around and kissed her , she was probably the worst kisser I had but I was happy that she did it , she came back for more a few times during the movie …… when the movie ended I put my arm around her and press my body against her body , I could feel that she did not know how to act and I told her not to worry that we would not do anything that she did not want to do , after all it was her first time. We just sat on the couch kissing and I started to feel her body , I removed my shirt to make her comfortable , after I slowly unzip the top of her pretty dress to put it down ,I was touching her small breast over her bra ,I could feel the bump of her nipples under my fingers and her heart was pounding fast but she did not stop me from detaching her bra o let that magnificent breast free , wow the perfection in shape , size , the color of her skin , her nipples… now my heart was pounding fast too.She let me take the bottom of her dress down to unveil the rest of her amazing body , she let me caress her breast with hand and mouth , her legs but when my hand touched her panties she stopped my hand and told me that she did not want me to go inside her and I promised I would not do it until she would be ready. She removed her hand over mine and let me touch over her panties everywhere I wanted , she was soaking wet in between her legs , I very slowly took out her panties to see her amazing pussy , it is the msot beautiful pussy i ever saw .I caressed her lips with one finger up and down for few minutes until I felt she was comfortable than I put my finger between her pussy lips very gently hitting her clit every time I went up and down. She was a petite woman with delicate pussy lips but with a big clit that was getting bigger and bigger every time my finger passed on it
I decided to massage her clit with my tongue, her pussy was dripping wet . I just did it until my tongue had to take a break , she asked me if i could continue more with my tongue as she felt very good. In the meantime I used my finger to gently massage more her clit but it was obvious that she liked the tongue massage more .I used my tongue on her clit again putting a little more pressure on it for probably less than one minute and she had an orgasm. It was her first orgasm ever and she confirmed that she never masturbated before. We relaxed for about 15 minutes while her breathe came back to normal and while I was looking at her amazing delicate curves , that petite woman looked perfect, she was amazingly beautiful and her clit after 15 minutes was still erected and ready for more care which I did with pleasure.
We see each other every weekend and no matter what she never gets enough sex . She was telling me 2 days ago that during the week she masturbates 7-8 times a day .She also confessed that she watched me and Maria having sex in the living room many times.She is great kisser now , Learning very quickly to take care of my pole and she dresses very sexy.
She is an amazing woman that is learning to be herself.

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Classic elegance, lost in today's world.....

It's been a long time since I used Happy Hour on wednesday because of a classic car show that happened every Wednesday from April to October. but as soon as I finally get to use happy hour the maintenance notice starts popping up. You know the one with Uncle Sam that is just as bad as the U Mad girl from Fakku or the BSOD notice on windows.

i think its odd that with all the crazy material that this site has on it, ie: people eating shit, women killing kittens, and a constant supply of supposed 'incest' videos, that when i post a still frame from classic cinema, i get a notice of its deletion.

"The only thing I use women for is: sex, money and making me sandwhiches."
Aha classic..

Classic T R A C I

the funny thing about motherless and other anon chan porn img boards is that we're a bunch of weird, fucked up, semi-bigoted and intelligent people--most of whom participate in society in a pretty wide range of functions, including doctors, teachers, lawyers, police officers, former military, to name a few--and here we are all talking about some seriously taboo shit that's so totally strange that people would never have talked about it before the internet without getting like, burned at a stake. it's amazing to me that organizations like naambla even existed before the internet, although i guess with how overtly political sex became in the 1970s, it makes sense.

foucauldian analysis theorizes again and again that all of our relations enforce a patriarchal sexual order that enslaves all of us to a societal panopticon, the watchful entity that keeps you from running red lights when you're at an empty intersection in the dead of night, or from trying to steal even when you could get away with it--and that this matrix of power manipulates the energy of our sexuality towards its own goals.

it's important to understand that foucault isn't proposing a conspiracy, but rather a natural progression of cooperative and conglomerated interests geared, on one end, towards finding out what satisfies us, and on the other end, to use that information to encourage participation in the construction of a society with an overarching goal: in early western civilization's case, which is now the case all over the world, that goal is production, a blind word that on its flip side means profit. whether this is good or bad is besides the point. the concept of profit, like pretty much every concept that comprises the grand concept of human existence, can be used for good or evil purposes.

the point of talking about this matrix of power over our sexuality is that it distorts our sexuality: sex, at its psychological bottom line, is meant to be an exercise in power--thus "the chase," S&M, the "stud," etc--but offset power balances in early and influential relationships also trigger psychological attachments to certain types of power play--take, for instance, the classic serial killer archetype, who often comes from an abusive family or home situation (ie. dahmer and his father, gacey and his father, fish and an orphanage).

so here we are, obviously all fucked up with our strange fetishes that we can't talk about--yet anonymity provides us with the ability to communicate and acknowledge a connection in the formations that have been molded in our psychosexual landcapes. i think what we do here, sharing our stupid stories and talking about who we'd like to take, is a small but important step towards destabilizing a system that feeds on our secret desires and fears.

its the first moment in history (by moment i mean in terms of all history, so like this decade) that we can be so open in our deepest, sickest thoughts-- and i think having such an outlet affects how we act towards other people in real life, too. i know it does for me, i just feel more open about sex and stuff. at least with people i'm close to, anyway.

i think this is all tied in with violence on television and in video games as well--something inside of us wants to see destruction and its not only healthy to express it, its possibly important, because it borders on truths that people aren't conscious enough to have realized yet. underground rock and rap music have been influencing people towards honesty with raw or "shocking" emotions for decades now, and some could argue that the whole history of good art is just a progression of shocks to our consciousness. these ideas and subcultures have undoubtedly influenced the mainstream--but in terms of exploring the reality of our basest instincts, people need to be talking about violent sexuality. it's key to realizing the relationship between power and sexuality that has enslaved men and women to a system of their own creation for centuries.

wow who read all of that? LOL thanks for sticking through it.

I'm looking for a specific video. I don't know the name, I don't know the model, and I don't know who produced it.

The video involves a home intruder invading the home of a damsel. She has glasses, dark hair, and is wearing a white button up shirt. She begs him "please don't tie me up, please don't tie me up" as well as the classic "what do you want" phrases. He doesn't reply right away but at some point he informs her that he will rob her and then he will fuck her. She was scared already, but at that point is when she really starts to struggle and scream for help. I think she's gagged at this point but I don't remember. I do remember that when he did gag her, he first used an article of her own clothing from the dirty laundry.

It was a video I found over 5 years ago, so it's not something that has been recently produced. It was one of my favorites that I lost and I can't seem to find it. Can someone help me out? Thanks!