I confess today I jerked into a bottle cap went into a busy grocery store and threw it all over this chicks nice lil bum

Tried eating frozen cum for the first time today! It took me a few years to even try that, I like many have laid on my back & shot into my mouth & It's ok when your really horny. I should state that I'm straight but have sucked a few dicks :p Anyways, I was super horny & had a 3 day load saved up, So I came in the top of a spray hairspray bottle (after I cleaned it) I put a tootht pick in it to make a mini popsicle (cumsicle) lol. It only took about 3 hours to freeze, I rinsed the cap under hot water & freed the spermsicle holding it by the tooth pick (btw a piece of paper helps keep the stick in the middle) I was horny again by this point & tried licking it while I jerked off, It was actually not bad at all, More not as thick as fresh cum but still had that tingly taste to it. It was so hot knowing I was eating my on cum while I jerked, I even rubbed it on my 4skin & cock head while I jerked off. This is one I'm gonna do again for sure!

Anyone else tried it? What did you think?
I'm thinking it would be fun to put these in alcoholic drinks I make for girls ;)
Or maybe even add flavoring syrup to the cumsicles. I'll try to make a pic next time I make one on post it here, Others post yours if you like.

Hey Omegle/Chatroulette fans - I'm looking for a video that used to be up here that was capped from either Omegle or Chatroulette. It had a girl who at one point fucks a beer bottle. And she kinda has funny looking arched eyebrows...that's all I remember to describe it...random I know haha

I think I know the girl in the vid, and went back to my bookmarks to confirm, but noticed the video was deleted. Ring a bell anyone?

I've done something I haven't done in a long time. Before I moved away to live on campus; I used to cum in my sisters shampoo bottle everyday. It was thrilling for lack of a better term. The thought of my cum in her hair, running down her face, possibly getting in her mouth amazing to say the least.

Well I'm back now for a couple days due to a death in the family; and I just came on her toothbrush. I'm letting it dry overnight so it's ready to use in the morning. I hope it doesn't fuck up the bristles or anything, I don't think she has any idea of the extent my shenanigans though so no worries.

I wish her tooth paste had an unscrewable cap so I could just cum in that instead.

confession. I LOVE the smell of gasoline. i used to put it in a emptied out water bottle and just take of the cap and enjoy the fumes. the smell i miss more than anything. i wish i had two tanks of gasoline at my disposal now.

kind of long. but i thought you guys would get a kick out of it

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey
You: hi
Stranger: How're you?
You: pretty good
You: asl?
Stranger: 18 f uk
You: 20/m/usa here
You: u wanna cam for me? we could play the point game ;)
Stranger: Aha, nice to meet you then
Stranger: What's the point game?
You: its where you get points based on what u do. the object is to get the most points you can
Stranger: Heh, wish I had a camera
You: awww that stinks
Stranger: I know right?
You: so what u up to?
Stranger: Just sort of fucking about doing nothing
You: ahhh. same here
Stranger: I'm just, I don't know, bored as fuck
Stranger: Want to try something a little different
You: i hear ya. want to spice life up right?
Stranger: That'd be grand
Stranger: Just do something really wild
You: come over stateside. haha
Stranger: Bit of a trek
You: bit of an adventure*
Stranger: Nah, something wild I can do without leaving the house
You: rofl. hmmmmm. you could have sex with yourself. lol
Stranger: Well...
Stranger: Hmm..
Stranger: Well I could
You: do it weird tho. get kinky with yourself
Stranger: Heh. Any suggestions? Hearing any and all suggestions
You: hmmmmmm. depends how open you are ;)
Stranger: Hmm
Stranger: Let's go with...
Stranger: Entirely open
Stranger: Fuck it, why not
You: you could put an egg in your pussy and then crack it while its inside you and let it all goo out. i knew someone who did that. said it felt fucking amazing
Stranger: Wow, that is weird
Stranger: A whole egg?
You: yup
Stranger: Huh
Stranger: I'll see if I have one
You: lol. aight
Stranger: Yup, I do
You: ooh boy. now get it up there. lol
Stranger: Hmm, pointed end or blunt end first
You: probably pointed end first
Stranger: That was surprisingly easy, and surprisingly cold
You: hahaha. i bet it was
You: think you could it 2?
You: fit*
Stranger: Then crack both?
Stranger: I did bring the whole box, actually. Thoughful of me
You: hahaha. man i wish i could see. do you have skype? i could at least listen?
Stranger: Nah, I never bothered
You: awww that stinks. well did u get number 2 in?
Stranger: ...yup, now I have
Stranger: Cold cold cold
Stranger: So just squeeze and... crack?
You: ya. squeeze real hard
Stranger: Ah fuck that feels weird
Stranger: Ahahah
Stranger: ah
You: hahahaha. i hope you put a towel on your chair or something
Stranger: I got a bowl
Stranger: Fuck, it's still flowing out
Stranger: sticky
Stranger: Really sticky
Stranger: Eh, that was pretty weird
You: wasnt it? lol.
Stranger: Yeah
Stranger: Got the eggshell out at least
You: up for more? im full of ideas
Stranger: Hmm, yeah, go on
You: do you have mint flavored toothpaste?
Stranger: Well, of course
You: well some people have cinnamon. lol. squirt some up your pussy and/or ass. gives you this really awesome cooling sensation
Stranger: Think I'll go for pussy
Stranger: Messy isn't this
Stranger: Towel too
Stranger: Give a sec
You: lol. kk.
Stranger: Okies
Stranger: Toothpaste, towel
Stranger: Squeeze again
Stranger: Ah
Stranger: fuck
Stranger: fuck you
Stranger: fuck that burns
Stranger: oh fuck
You: just relax
You: feel the cooling?
Stranger: yeah and it burns like
Stranger: ahahah
Stranger: fuck
You: add more. it burns with less trust me
Stranger: My pussy is a mess :S
Stranger: But yeah
Stranger: That's cold
Stranger: Really cold
You: feels good dont it?
Stranger: Yeah, a little, actually
You: hahaha. i told ya
You: wanna keep playing?
Stranger: Sure, bring it
You: hmmmmm. ok. lemme think
You: you got any lube?
Stranger: Aside from the fact that I'm covered in egg yolk?
You: hahahaha. ya
You: like KY or something like that
Stranger: Yup, got a little bit
You: oh wait screw that do you have any bottles of soda?
Stranger: Yup, got some coke bottles in the fridge
You: take the cap of one and put the opening in you and give it a good shake
Stranger: mmm, dominant, I like it :)
You: XD oh ya
Stranger: Nah, that didn't do so much, just sort of washed my insides with cold coke
You: try your ass
Stranger: Ah!, fuck
Stranger: that was
Stranger: that sorta stings
Stranger: ee cold
Stranger: I can feel it
Stranger: It feels like I can feel it in my stomach
Stranger: ee
Stranger: weird
You: hehe. put your ass in the air and keep in the bottle in and let it all drain in tere
Stranger: Ass in the air on the chair, face down on the floor along with laptop
Stranger: feels cold
You: move around a little so it all gets in there. how big is the bottle?
Stranger: 500ml
You: you get it all in ?
Stranger: Nah, that's like half left
You: if you can reach try squeezing it
Stranger: Ah
Stranger: That was filling
Stranger: Ok, nearly all of it gone
You: ok. you can take the bottle out now. you still got that bowl filled with egg?
Stranger: Yup
You: shit out all the cola into it
Stranger: Eww
Stranger: That was - is - gross
Stranger: Ugh
Stranger: Flushing that
You: hahaha. anything else come out with it?
Stranger: YEs
Stranger: And it smells awful
Stranger: Ugh
You: hahahaha
Stranger: Flushed down the loo now
Stranger: I feel very...
Stranger: Weird, inside
You: its from all the carbonation probably
You: you'l prolly be farting like crazy for the next few hours. lol
Stranger: Thanks for that :S
You: XD
You: u ever drink your pee?
Stranger: No, fuck that
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

So ive got a real fetish for womans underwear! Any chance i get i will look through a hot friends underwear drawers.

Few years ago i was round at a friends, and he had a really hot sister. She looked like a real dirt bag, piercings, tattoos all that kinda stuff. Anyway i said i was going to the toilet but really went up and had a look in her room. I thought she was out. So was looking through her drawers at her thongs when she walked in the room. She caught me red handed. I apologised and begged her not to say anything. She told me to leave.

Few days later i got an email from her. She told me that she wouldnt tell anyone on one condition, if i would be her slave for a day. I honestly couldnt believe it. The last few days i had been shitting myself, and now she contacts me and it sounds like she wants sex. Of course i agreed, who wouldnt! We decided on a date and i came round a few days later

I walked in to her bedroom and on her bed was one of the thongs/gstring i had been looking at, and also a dress. She told me to put them both on. Said if i was gonna sneak around her underwear like a little bitch she would treat me like one. Said if i didnt do it she was going to tell everyone. So I did. It was a pink G-String, with like a little skirt thing round the waste. And a black dress. She then told me to get on all fours on her bed. She had handcuffs and cuffed me to the bed.

She then pulled out a selection of dildos and a strap on. She told me she was gonna fuck me like a little bitch. She also pulled out a ball gag and a blindfold. She put them both on me!

She started off with her finger, on in slowly, then two fingers. Ive had a finger up there before while having sex. It felt uncomfortable but not bad. Then i could hear her putting lube on something. Flipping the cap of a bottle! Next thing something cold was shoved up my ass! She was using one of the dildos! This didnt feel too bad either, she was pushing it deeper tho and doing it faster.

She then told me she was going to put on the strap on. I was dreading this as the thing looked very thick. She left the room and the dildo was still in my ass. I heard her come back in and could feel her climbing on the bed behind me. The dildo was pulled out, then i felt something else go in, and one hand guide it in. I bit down in pain, it was more surprise then anything.

However, i realised this felt nothing like a strap on, altho the lube was cold it felt warm, and not totally hard. I could also feel it pulsating in my ass as it fucked me. Skirt hiked up and gstring pulled to the side. I could feel it getting harder, and could hear deep breathing that didnt sound like a woman. Then suddenly i felt cum in my ass. It pulled out, got off the bed then walked away. She uncuffed me, told me to leave then left the room. I got dressed, the strap on was still there, i felt it and it was totally dry.

Once i put the clothes on i just bailed, not before grabbing the pink gstring tho. I know everyone will probably thing this is some made up story, i dont care tho. Ive never ever told anyone what happened, i kinda put it to the back of my mind. Altho i think about it alot when i masturbate. This is the first time ive ever told anyone.

There is this girl I hate. I like fantasizing about how I would kidnap her, sew her pussy shut, beat her, dress her up like a bride, and rip her vagina open with my dick from behind, while choking her face with a wedding cake during improvised wedding ceremony. If that's not enough, I think of sewing our marriage rings to her clit and rip them off when it's time to exchange rings. Other times I fantasize how I'd rape her for months, use pain-inducing drugs and all kinds of physycal and mental torture like ripping her hand nails off or surprise-fisting her (virgin!) anus, or leaving her for days of loud white noise in cold dark chamber without food, and every day or two - slowly cut off parts of her while my penis stuck in her ass - one part at a time, until she has no arms, no legs, no eyes and ears, no teeth and tongue, so that she would ethernaly stay in the dark, not able to communicate in any way. And then I would return that meat bag back into society for rehab, so that she always think about me and fear/feel the pain, and shit in her bed until she went insane, while laying in some hospital in complete safety and comfort. I also would invent a tactile sign - a pinch maybe, which I would always use while torturing her, while she is still able to see me and what I'm doing to her, so that later I could come to hospital when she's convinced that everything is over and remind her that I'm still free and more importantly - close by. Among other things, when she hasn't yet been severely tortured, I'd make her do things to other people - raping and assraping a teen girl with a beer bottle (with a cap on), cutting off slices of her face skin and rubbing salt into wounds, assraping a small boy with a hand cut from a girl while chewing his dick and showing him a video of how this girl was tortured, boiling his leg in oil and eating it in front of him while he's dying from hunger, and many other disturbing stuff. And then I would torture her while blaming for selfishness - that she would prefer other people suffering rather than suffer herself, and that if she had properly refused I would have just let innocent people go. This is how I hate this girl. Most of all I hate her for making me think all these things and enjoy torturing her.