I confess when I was at school my friend's dad had loads of porn on VHS in his garage. Most of it was fairly vanilla classic 80s North American and European stuff. But a few seemed to be home made, probably not by him but anyway one sticks in my mind...
The girl was about 18/19 but she'd dressed in her old brownies dress, a short brown dress that was now very tight and absurdly short. He barely had to hitch it up to fuck her. She was role playing being a brownie (6-10) and protesting like he was raping her. They played out a little scene at the start which made us laugh where he bribed her with sweeties to let him touch her cunt, then he got "carried away". He fucked her pussy and arse and it ended with him cumming in her mouth and her seeming genuinely disgusted and being forced to swallow.
I remember it so well and still wank to it in my head now. I wish I'd copied it. I guess the girl would be 45ish now. So if you're out there "Becky" - thanks!

THIS is apparently Michelle. Michelle is super cute and has a really great body but she's a little tall. Hey, volleyball girls are a thing so, no big deal! (*BIG* deal lol) Right? WRONG! Because she's been paired with the female version of Andy Serkis and the other is clearly "Worst in show" in the Afghan Hound Kennel Association Breeders Club Classic.
Don't let this happen to YOUR nude model and if you see it happening, even to someone else's nude model; Report it immediately at the nearest Porn Police Station. Together, we can stop idiotic porn pairing where it lives; Photography studios in the basements of abandoned meat rendering plants.
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this stated out as a response to another post, I felt that it deserved its own thread, so here goes.

wrked my way through college as a retail security detective, not the uniform losers that walk around the main mall, the ones that r hired by the main retailers to work in the store. Basically 3 guys sitting in a room looking at 100's of cameras. You can go only so long b4 you stop watching the merch and start watching the jb and milfs. WE'd catch pervy dudes all the time doing shit like that. flasher/jakers , upskirt shooters with shoe cams and that kinda shit. This was the early says of interwebs and some of its true potential was being seen. It was found on a messege board that mens room was a regular metting area for guys on the DL to get freaky with each other. It was a real phun job for awhile, and little did they know that people behind the camera were bigger pervs than the ones we were looking for. we had a great team 5 pretty major pervs a boss who really did not understand the technology too well and a cool female was not onto our perveyness but was determined to do her job. so when s group of JBs would be pulled in for shoplifting and all we knew they had was not recovered it was off to interview/ holding room for a strip search. For our saftey this room was under obvious video surveillance. Off would go the cool female detective and strip them down 1 by 1, and of course we made a show of how the monitor of that camera would be turned of and how all main monitors recorders were off and how we would standing outside the camera room while the search occured. little did super detective know that it was very easy to divert siginal from that camera to another rarely used recorder. IT was awesome, especially when they stole bras and panties(more so back then, b4 moms were willing let their daughters slut it up so the only way to get it was to steal it). I would always fantasize that the female detective would get them naked and then force them to perform sex acts on her. She was so demanding of them it was like watching the first few minutes of a femmsub/femdom porn movie. so fucking hot, 10 years later and it stills rolls into the spank bank once in a while.
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that camera in that interview/holding room was a rig job becasue the company did want to shell out for industry standard types. So we got a nice mid-range home movie camera from the returns pile and used that, the great thing about that was it meant we would have audio too. just ran some speaker wire to the camera room and slapped some RCA ends on it and hook it up to the recorder and its all good. When the "I'll do anything not get in trouble" line comes out you almost get an instant hard on. I wish that i could say that audio hook up was some master stroke of genus, but really this room was on the edge of the outside wall of the store, and if you put a radio in there you could pump the audio back into the other room which was too far to get any reception. So my obsessive need to hear Howard Stern every morning led me to have some great visual and auditory voyeuristic experiences while i was in my mid 20's.
Man i wish i could have fucked one of those little sluts, but it was too hard, if you were even caught alone in a room 1 male and 1 female suspect just for a few minutes you could loose your job. So if it were 2 guys working and you caught a female you would have grab one of the female managers of the floor as you were escorting the suspect back to the "room". in some cases it would be ok if you looked the girl in the room alone as long as you did not go inside until a female showed up. The closest i ever came was one time when it was us 2 dudes and we grabed this smoking hot little punky emo type, she was in the room with the door open and were waithing for a female and new it was going to take a little while because the store was busy. The girl starts crying and "says I'll do ANYTHING if you make this go away" my partner and I looked at each in a little bit of shock, and then his look seemed to give the impression "if you can get it done in 5min go for it" not only was he my partner for the day but he was also my boss, the manager for the department. IT never came to it because no to long after the looks the female manager showed up. This one was real classic for another reason, we decide not to call the police and just had her over to her mother, becasue of her age we generally give them a free pass, as long as the parents are reachable and can arrive in a reasonable amount of time that is what we would do. So the mother shows up all piss and vinegar, then all the sudden the girl goes into seizure like state. I perform first aide and all is well, but the mother is just so glad that she was ok that she had forgotten all the reasons she was here and no longer mad at the daughter. I knew she was faking i, so glad that i did not stick my dick in it who knows what kinda phyco drama she could come up with after that. But in the end I did get a chance to feel her amazing perky OLD tits while I was checking vitals.

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I'm looking for a specific blowjob video (I've been looking everywhere for it). It's an amateur home video. Here's what I can remember.

It's indoors and kind of dark. The guy is holding the camera (I don't think you ever see his face) and walks over to the girl (fully clothed). She has a classic "I don't want to do this on camera" face, but she eventually blows him. Her technique is fantastic. None of that fast porn star nonsense; she moves slowly and deliberately, uses her hands and mouth in combination, takes it in pretty far, and doesn't rush. The sensation was obviously spot on because, from start to finish, the guy cums in about 30 seconds. You see her swallowing, but don't see any cum because she never takes her mouth off. She pulls off and smiles with a smug look (or maybe embarrassed because she didn't want to be on video). Sorry I don't have more info. I found this around 4 months ago and was an idiot and didn't save it.

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Me and my wife are huge fans of this site. My wife likes to look up mostly normal things. Me, however, i like seeing things you cant find many other places. Well, she has already told me that theres no way in hell shed do anything with a dog or horse, nor will she drink her own piss, or anything else that she finds wierd. Shes a beautiful woman and shes very sweet and very satisfying when it comes to my sexual needs (except for some of the more bizarre things I like, as Ive said). Well, the other night she said she wanted to get drunk, and for once so did I. I had a couple of days off work together so I knew I could sleep the hangover off and feel fine for my next day at work.

I grabbed a bottle of vodka, a bottle of jaeger, and a cpl of 12 packs of cola and came home. It was later than usual becuz of the stops I made home. She had our son already bathed and in his pajamas and he was watching Netflix in the living room when i got home. I put the stuff in the kitchen and sat down next to him while he watched some cartoon. Invader Zim i think it was. It was then I noticed my wife was glued to the computer screen, I watched her and she never looked away. After almost 10 minutes she finally looked over at me and Ive never seen her face get so red. She got up and went into the kitchen, and I heard the bags rustling so I knew she was getting the stuff ready.

I got my son in bed (becuz she got him ready for bed) and after I knew he was asleep I pulled his door to and went into the living room. My wife had already started drinking shots of her Jaeger. I poured some vodka then asked her, "So what were you watching." She got red again, and then said "...I was watching incest porn." When she said it, i wasnt phased. theres alot of that on motherless, most of its fake but some of it I think is real. Who can tell... I nodded and said, "Yea, its pretty hot, until you realize its not real." She quickly said, "No sweety, its real." Long story short, she showed me the vid, and in the vid the guy and woman show their drivers liscences. It was a mom and son pair, and they went at it like wild dogs. My wife watched the vid as glued to the screen as she was when i saw her the first time. It was kinda funny, but also a REAL turn on.

A few hours passed, we drank more and played xbox (yes, I have a wife who games... best part about her). We were pretty well toasted and playing Halo 3. Well, we starting betting each other. Whoever won the match would either get a wish. Basically whoever won got whatever he wanted from the loser. I let her win the first one, and she wanted to be eaten out, so I obliged. I won the second round, so naturally I asked for a blowjob. I got it, but I didnt cum. Thirs round was a tie-breaker. I told her that if I won i was going to ask for something pretty messed up, and she HAD to do it, she couldnt back out. She hesitated, but agreed. She then said that if she won then she was going to make me do something I was interested in but hadnt tried. Lets just say that it involved a strapon. Now the thought of it entices me, but being fucked by a huge plastic cock is much different than being licked or fingered. So I made sure to win.

She accepted that she had to do what i wanted but I think she was kinda happy that we didnt have a dog at that point. I then thought for a minute and said, "I want you to go upstairs and play with your sons cock." Now, I was honestly saying this just to see her freak out. I like playing tricks on her like that. As I figured she looked at me with the "Are you fucking crazy" look, and right as I was about to start laughing she said "Ok." I almost pissed myself when she said that. I then thought she was fucking with me. We sat in silence for a minute before I asked her "Are you serious?" She nodded. I didnt know what to say. Im sure the alchohol was having a big effect on her. She said that the incest vid really turned her on and that she was curious about it.

Well, we went up to his room. He was asleep. Before we went in she said this "If he wakes up, then were stopping. Ok?" And I nodded. She then said, "Im only touching it. ill stroke it for a minute, but Im not doing anything else." I nodded again. She walked in and I stood in the doorway. She sat on his bed and put her hand on his chest, and he didnt budge. Well, she spent a few minutes just looking at him, before finally sliding her hands under his underwear and started to play with him. I was so turned on that I was playing with myself in the doorway. She continued to play with him before finally pulling his underwear down slowly and letting his little cock be seen. She held the small pecker between her two fingers and jerked him. I know its sick, but it was so hot to watch. Just when i thought she was about to stop she leaned down and put it in her mouth. I hate to say it but I came right there. I couldnt help it, that was the biggest surprise Ive EVER had in my life. She sucked on it for a cpl of seconds before my son stirred. She pulled away and pulled the covers over him before he came to. All I remember was her telling him she was just checking on him or something. I was lost in post-cumming bliss.

After my son went back to sleep (which was a cpl of seconds after my wife had "checked" on him, she pulled his underwear back up and then walked out of the room. She was turned on, but she was also feeling horrible. I told her that she could blame it on me asking to see it. Regardless she pulled me into our bedroom and sucked my hardon back to life, and we fucked like... well, wild dogs.

The next morning was awkward though. She couldnt look me or my son in the eye. My son has said nothing of the event (Im sure he doesnt even realize anything was happening), and we spent our mornings talking about Resident Evil and Spiderman. My wife later told me that she felt like the worlds worst mom, I jokingly told her "Sweety, you sucked your sons cock, if anything your the worlds best mother." She gave me her classic "Fuck you" look.

Well, its been months since this happened and shes calmed down about it. weve talked alot about it, and I got her permission to post this. Her conditions were that i dont give names, or the town we live in. Im not giving any of our pics either so dont ask.

You can say this is fake all you want, becuz no.....no pics will be posted. I wouldnt post pics of my wife becuz she is mine and mine alone to see. Im also not going to post anything that can make our identities known becuz.....well, think about it. Anyone who believes this, or doesnt believe this, thats your decision. i just thought Id share my first triumph of getting my wife to do something she never thought she would.........

Oh, and P.S.- were planning on getting a puppy. And yes, my wife says she open to the idea. But shed have to be really drunk. And no, I doubt shed ever agree to do to our son what she did before, and Im trying to be a good husband and not push it by asking again. But if I can get her to suck a huge dog cock (or better yet, fuck one) then ill be happy.
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