Oh goodness, I was so constipated earlier that I ate a complete box ox ex-lax to disembowel my bowels. I need to empty my colon because I have about two lbs. of undigested red meat in my bowels. If I can hold out until tomorrow morning, I will drive to the local Wal-Mart and let lose. There's no fans in the restroom(maybe on the ceiling) but you can bet the shit will be hitting something. I will shit on the sinks, hand drier, in the hand drier, (geah!) on the the floor, in the drain on the floor on some toilet paper to smear on the mirror, on some toilet paper to wipe all over the stall. Yeah, smell this when you walk into the shitter! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Okay, so, i had this dream like 24 hours ago (its 5 in the morning so give or take) and either way, it was about some sort of apocalypse or fall of society.
I often had dreams of something similar bout of course, with the whole zombies and z-germ thing, but this one was different.
It was very vivid, and i swear i was witnessing some of these events that had occurred.
One being that there was a great sense of fear, no matter where i was, people were dying everywhere from a apparent super-virus, kinda of like a modern black plague.
So okay, i can go with that for a while, emotionally anyways, that doesn't bother me.
I was pretty much by myself (odd, im usually with friends or family in these situations) on foot walking down a street with abandoned cars and the like, when thick dark clouds started rolling over head.
In my dream, i already had the knowledge of what to do, when the clouds come, you run inside.
That was basically what my normally conscious brain can remember and i struggle to still understand why fear washed over me from this storm.
Essentially what it boiled down to was, that some sort of hellish demon looking creatures (lack of a better description) inhabited earth, and well, started killing everyone. If there were survivors of the plagues, these demons would soon follow with the dark clouds. Evidence of where they have been could be shown by the dismembered, disemboweled, corpse that either lay about or strung up on ceilings and walls as decorations.
I woke up, still have that fear-ish feeling and went to take a piss and had this feeling like there was someone in my house, you know that feeling that oyu get when you sense someone there that shouldn't be?
Either way, i looked around til satisfied, and went back to sleep.
This dream starts right back up where i left off.
and it was pretty much surviving every minute and sleeping with one eye open type of stuff.
Then i woke up again early in the morning, around 5, and turned my desk lamp on.
From the corner of my eye i swear i saw a decapitated head sitting on my desk or what appeared to be one.
I blinked as i flinched to look at it, and as i blinked, it disappeared.
Never went to sleep after that.
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