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03 Mar 2016 2:51AM
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Ok so, i just found the holy grail in terms of my specific taste, is there anyone else on here who has a scat fetish and is a big fan of Eva Angelina? for me she is number 1, she's been my favourite pornstar ever since i first started out, i also have a massive fetish for anything dirty and ive just found a HQ image set of Eva with a shitty asshole, it isnt a scat set obviously because she is a mainstream pornstar but she obviously hasnt wiped properly and its the best your gonna get from her............ so for me these images are fucking AMAZING like genuinely the best thing imaginable on the entire web (other than her doing a fart or scat vid maybe), anyone interested???

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03 Dec 2013 3:24AM
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My ex. She let me fuck her in the butt the night this pic was taken. She was drunk and had eaten some nachos and cheese so she farted and had some gas, but it didn't stop me. Her ass was perfect, I pounded it hard. Got a little mud on the helmet but she still sucked me off and swallowed my load. I have more pics of this girl if interested.

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03 Oct 2013 3:54AM
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I'm fucking pissed. I just found out that this US Marine that I've chatted with got arrested in a sting operation for soliciting sex with minors. We both have profiles on a site similar to this one and that's where we chatted. He wasn't too bright, obviously, but he was a sweet kid who is just a horny sexual libertine.

Some fucking douchebag Homeland Security agent created a fake profile on the site, told my Marine friend that he had a son and a daughter who he was raising as cumsults who loved to suck their daddy's cock and invited the Marine to come visit and join in. This poor, dumb kid thought he'd struck gold and had met a real father who was head of a sex-positive household and just wanted to join in the fun.

What the fuck is Homeland Security doing running pedo stings, anyway? Have the smelly foreigners from the part of the world where bedsheets pass as casual wear been so lacks in their attempts to kill Americans that Homeland Security are now the small town cops who hand out traffic tickets for trumped-up violations like they're goddamn Jehovah's Witness Watchtower pamphlets because they have nothing better to do? Last time I checked, the purpose of Homeland Security was to keep the camel jockies from committing acts of terror . . . NOT ARRESTING HORNY U.S. MARINES FOR TRYING TO GET THEIR DICKS WET!!!!

That poor boy's life is over.

Bastard fucking Puritanical cunt-sniffing Pat Robertson's-dusty-old-butthole-licking addlepated fart-huffing ignorant ass-backward mosquito-raping dickless fuck-face shit-eaters!!! It makes me wish there was a god, so that the judgmental, unethical twat-wrinkles that support this unjust justice system could rot in Hell for eternity, getting ass-raped by sperm whales.

Fuck You, Dickworms! Fuck you in your fat, fucking assholes!!!

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19 Nov 2011 2:13AM
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I picked up a girl much shorter and smaller than me(she's 25 5' and abt 130, I'm 31 5'7" and 200) the other night and while driving around drinking she started rubbing on my cock and told me we had two options.

She said I could take her back home (she lives with her mom) or take her back to my place. Well, with her hand on my cock the only thing I could say was to go back to my place.

We make it back to my place and we have a lot more to drink and finish off a fifth of vodka. Then things started to get hot and heavy and I fuck her tight little pussy, but I'm too drunk and can't cum.

So, the next morning I wake her up by rubbing her pussy from behind and then she comes to horny as hell. I took her missionary, doggy style, and cowgirl fcuking her tight little pussy (the tightest I've ever had). I told her she was tight and she tried to apologize, but I told her it felt good and worked my cock deep in her pussy until I exploded. Then, we took a shower together and I started to get ready for work.

She was all hot and bothered and hell bent on distracting me from work and started rubbing me until I had to drop my pants as I fingered her. She took me deep into her mouth then and gave me the most amazing blow-job that had me cumming in only two to three minutes (I've had a girl suck me for hours that couldn't do that). I told her I was cumming and tried to push her head back, but she grabbed my ass and sucked all my cum into her mouth and swallowed then sighed and rolled over into the pillow. I got dressed and went to work.

When I got home she was still in my bed. She had been drinking, but was groggy and still alert. We went to the living room and sat on the couch and rubbed each other until I couldn't take it anymore and wanted to taste her. I got on the floor in front of the couch and pulled her to me and begin to eat her pussy. I got really into it and as she started to cum she tried to push me away with her feet and hands, but I hooked my arms behind her thighs pulled her in close and rode her orgasm out.

We sat on the couch cuddling for a while and rubbing each other and doing shots. I told her she had a sexy tight little body and beautiful ass that I would love to lick. She gave me a sly grin and wiggled her eyebrows at me seductively and said 'We'll see.'

By this point she is really drunk and stumbles to her feet and grabs my now soft cock and pulls me to my feet. She guides me by the cock into my bedroom where she collapses on the bed face first. I bury my face deep in her ass and lick her pussy from behind and slowly work my tongue from her pussy to her ass. By now she is breathing deeply and I can't tell if she is enjoying it or if she's out.

So, I quit worrying about her pussy and start to lick just her asshole. At first I was careful and slow in case she didn't like it or woke up. But, the more I tongued her ass the more I wanted it and so I started to gently press first my pinky and then eventually my thumb against her brown eye. She would whimper and wriggle a bit, but never said a word.

It was more than I could bear so I spread her ass open as far as I could and pressed my forefinger to her hole. It was tight at first, but I kept licking my finger the way a girl would a cock and pressing it against her ass until it gave.

When my finger first entered her ass she bucked slightly, moaned loudly, and then lay completely still. So, I pulled my finger out and pushed against her hole again. This time it gave way much quicker and I could almost feel her ass try to suck in the tip of my finger.

I pulled my finger out again and set to vigorously licking her ass and pushing my tongue inside of her hole. She would moan and wriggle and then lie still again. So, I sat there staring at her asshole as I spread her cheeks and said how tight her ass was and how much it turned me on.

She didn't say anything so I stuck my finger just inside again and she moaned so I pushed a little deeper, up to the second knuckle this time. She lay still again so I pulled my finger all the way out and then stuck it in all the way as far as it would go. It felt so good that I started to finger fuck her ass, sticking my finger as far as it would go each time and then I worked a second finger in.

She was moaning loudly at this point and my cock was too hard to ignore so I stood up and pressed the tip against her hole. Just then she moaned and rocked back and the head of my dick slipped inside. I just stood there for a moment and then pulled out and pushed my cock back in. She grunted then and let out a little air fart against my dick that nearly made me cum, so I pushed deeper into her ass. From then on she didn't fart, squirm, or moan as I shoved the full length of my cock into her ass.

I slowly fucked her ass for about ten minutes until I couldn't resist anymore and emptied my balls deep into her ass. I then lay down behind her panting and fingered my cum from out of her ass into her pussy. She moaned and bucked against my hand a couple of times but never said a word.

Then, this morning she gets up goes to the bathroom and comes out rubbing her ass. She grins at me sheepishly and asks what happened. I look her body over and say we got fucked up and fucked. She then collapses on the bed in front of me and wriggles her ass up to my cock and puts it between her cheeks and starts to flex her ass muscles against my cock until I cum all over her ass. She then rolls over, grins, and falls asleep...

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23 Jun 2007 7:09PM
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This one fine outside, but skanky inside, chick that I fucked with many positions and with a couple of other chicks wanted to do something that I didn't want to do, but I thought would be funny if I threw something in. She wanted to rimjob me, and thought it was the gayest thing any chick wanted to do for me, but then I wanted to teach her a lesson for even asking me about it.

When she was licking my asshole, I did what was natural, and ripped a good fart. She went coughing to the sink and rinsed her mouth out, then we fucked some more.

Seriously, it's damn funny at first (and everyone else), but I think that you shouldn't do things that are extremely fucked up, because what comes around, goes around. In my case, she told me a couple of nights later that I was so good that I FUCKED LIKE a unicorn when she was tripping on acid. Not cool.

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10 May 2012 3:02AM
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People who get off on children have a serious problem. And not from the point of laws, life or even morality .. That's none of my business ... each to their own, I'm very conscious of what I do 'correctly' and 'incorrectly'. yet if some old skank even though about laying a hair on my daughter .. whoaah be fucking tidy. I'd come down like a ton of bricks and believe me ... pedo's aren't the only ones with sick thoughts.
Just remember this ... I'm not special, you're not special. No-one is special. We haven't invented anything. BUT Hitler would be proud of me, because fuck me! my farts can clean out a night club.

Okay, I'm done.

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Hi babes i would like to confess i like to dress up like a woman my wife dont know i dress up i fear if she knew it would kill her .But i just love the way the clothes feel and i like the way i feel in them you know babes i just wanna be the person i wanna b not live a lie i cant tell my wife i love cock her body revolts me babes i just wanna be in the arms of a stong male i only get cock from one guy but i have to do stuff im not proud off he likes me to take a dump on his neck after sex but he fucks me good babes and im gonna tell you about it babes so he cums around this day and i said to him fuck off desert head ( he's bald babes ) and hes all like come on give us a gob job so i said fuck off ya smelly little runt and he's like i love you babes I KNOW CHEEKY CUNT !!!!! i said again FUCK OFF YOU FAT BALD LITTLE PLEB but to cut a long story short i did suck it and yes i did swallow babes then i trapped then i got a fucked leg at work im a bricky you see but i have farted in a milk bottle and shit in a biscuit tin and love putting my finger up my bum bum babes and then smelling my finger while watching I.R.T drinking piss and goats blood plus i like pawn stars i like that big hoss id love to eat his arse out and that hunky gun bloke that cums to see rick i also like to think that chumlee is under the desk sucking the old man off and i fancy that bloke from cash cowboys the long haired one can shoot up me any time now smell my finger babes he he he he ehe ehe ehe ehe ehe hehe

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29 Oct 2013 4:25PM
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Last night I was thinking about a convo I once had with another guy about anal orgasms, I've never tried any kind of assplay and didn't want to start, but I was bored and a lil horny, but not hard, and something possessed me to go ahead and try something. So I went into the bathroom and tried getting a finger in, wasn't too tricky, didn't get too far before I ran into some shit, but I 2'd and tried some more, and then two fingers. I felt around in there, but wasn't sure what angle to look for so I kinda just felt around hoping something would feel right, but didn't feel much. I thought maybe it just wasn't reaching it. I kinda got carried away and decided to stick something up there, the only suitable thing was the handle of a toilet brush which I lubed with some vegitable oil and stuck between the mattress so it would hold itself, then got into kind of doggy and backed into it.it felt cold and weird, and I had to bend kinda funny to get it in smoothly, at one point like a dog lifting its leg. I didn't do too much back and forth action, just kinda tried to get used to it or find whatever spot I was looking for. didn't really get much out of it, but I wasn't even hard, I had already fapped that day so didn't have much to go on, that might have been where I went wrong in this experiment, I shoulda waited until I was really horny. But I did feel my dick when I was about to stop and I was dripping a lil bit of clear cum, so maybe I just had empty balls to start. anyhow, didn't get much out of it but was probably doing it wrong, and when I pulled it out again I was probably 7 inches deep, at least from where I held it as I pulled out, but I got worried when I saw a redness mixed in with some of the stains, thought I may have hit something, like a polyp or just ripped a lil. but I'm not too "butthurt" atm, maybe on the outside a lil, and I've been farting more today. idk, maybe I need something softer to practice with, and that led me to thinking about letting someone fuck my ass, but I'd have to get head or ass in return or it wouldn't be worth the effort. then I started thinking I've become exactly what I didn't want to be when I first had that convo. Now I'm kinda mixed up about what I wanna do.

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21 Dec 2016 4:31PM
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I confess, I fucked my nephew's wife. We had family members over for a holiday dinner. I had never met her before. It was a quick courtship and marriage. The got married three months after meeting and I had to be out of the country the day of the wedding.

Wow, was I surprised when they showed up. She's a brunette with gorgeous eyes, a sexy smile and curves in all the right places. She's about 5'3" tops. She was wearing jeans and a tight sweater with a V neck. Her breasts filled the sweater and just the right amount of cleavage was showing to be very sexy.

They haven't been married for 6 months and my son told me they are already having problems. Apparently their fights are fierce, his laziness seems to be the issue most of the time. Sad it's happening so soon, their newlyweds in their early 20's.

The alcohol was flowing right from the get-go. My nephew is quite the drinker, so he was hitting the hard stuff right away. She was drinking champagne. When the house filled up, every one was in a festive mood, loud talking, laughing, etc.

Jen and I ended up sitting in chairs in a corner of the living room. We hit it off immediately. The chemistry between us was intoxicating for an old fart like me. The more we talked, the more playful our chatter became. The entire time we're talking, I'm undressing her with my eyes. I'm imagining that she has the cutest nipples, the most perfect skin and the tightest pussy. By the time my wife had dinner ready, I'm thinking I've got to fuck this cute little thing.

Seating at the table was random, so I successfully maneuvered to have Jen sit next to me. Everyone was lit due to the number of drinks that were consumed already, and even more was being pounded during the meal.

Beneath the table, I could feel my foot touch someone else's. I'm tall, so I'm used to that happening and have a conditioned response to pull my feet back when it does. This time, I had a hunch that it might be Jen's foot so I left my foot in that spot. I turn to look at Jen and she winks at me. Yep, that foot was hers. It turned into a rubbing of my leg and the game was on and I have a hardon.

When the meal was over, all the guys left to go outside or downstairs to watch TV. I stayed back to clean off the table and help in the kitchen. Jen stayed behind as well. Eventually, all the women were chatting it up in the kitchen, washing dishes, etc. and I figure there's no more I can do and leave the kitchen to collect any cups and dishes left around the house. Jen follows me.

As we are collecting stuff, we are by ourselves in the living room and Jen says, "You're a very sexy man. I bet you're a great lover." Whoa! I'm not sure what to say. I just stand there looking at her with what had to be a shocked look on my face. She then says, "Oh come on, you want to fuck me, I can tell." "Yes I do.", I reply.

"Then let's do it.", she says. The ladies are busy in the kitchen. All the guys are outside or downstairs. I'm thinking we can get a quicky in, so I give her a nod to follow me into the Master Bedroom bathroom.

She immediately drops to her knees, opens my pants and starts to suck on my already stiff cock. I'm going to cum. She stops, stands up, drops her pants to the floor, turns around, puts her hands on the sink and whispers, "fuck me."

I shove my cock into a soaking wet, crazy tight pussy and start to fuck her hard. I tell her, "I'm going to cum." and she says, "cum in my pussy. Don't pull out." I immediately explode what had to be a huge load.

When I'm done, I back away. She bends over, pull up her pants and says, "Thanks. I'll make Stephen eat that cream pie when we get home." WHAT??

She says, "Don't worry, I make him do it all the time." and walks out and back into the kitchen.

I go into the den and collapse into my chair. I can't believe what just happened.

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This story is 100% true.

Almost ten years ago, when I was 13 or 14, my father was married to a total bitch. She had two kids: a boy and a girl (let's call her Cindy); both were younger than me and my sister was between them in age.

Side note: I witnessed my dad and his wife having sex on more than one occasion. Also, I had a thing with fucking anything that I could fit my dick inside of. My former step-mom loved ranch. I don't remember if she pissed me off or if I just thought it would be funny to fuck her bottle of ranch and blow my load it in. Sometimes she would come into the bathroom while I was showering (we had those frosted, wavy glass sliding doors). I would always make sure I had a boner when she came into the bathroom. I have many other side-notes, but let's get back to the main event.

So, my Cindy and I were both 13 or 14. One day, while our parents were gone, the four of us were all goofing around in the living room doing I don't know what. But she was kind of flirting with me. She wore her mom's shirts a lot of the time and for some reason I ended up crawling inside her oversized shirt, "accidentally" rubbing my lips against her b-cup breasts on the way up to the head-hole. My sister (the fucking snitch) said I shouldn't do that - something about me seeing her boobies.

I think I asked Cindy if she wanted a massage or something and she happily accepted the offer. I knew I couldn't ask her to take her shirt off in the living room with our two siblings there, so I invited her to the bathroom (the only door with a lock on it). There, I had her lay down on her stomach and slowly worked her shirt up as I massaged her back. Once it got to her neck, I asked her if I could take it off. She agreed and I continued to massage her - paying special attention to the sides of her pert breasts pressed against the floor.

Attempting to get a peek at her butt, I pulled the same maneuver as with the shirt. I slowly started pushing her shorts down so I could massage more skin and eventually asked her if I could take them off. She agreed. Now, Cindy is completely naked laying face down on the bathroom floor. Although her legs are closed I can still see a little bit of her pussy. I massage her for a little longer, slipping my hands between her thighs to brush her pussy. It's not long before my nosy fucking sister comes banging on the door asking why we're in there for so long. We both panic, she puts her clothes on, and we bolt out. I masturbated multiple times that night, picturing the sparse amount of hair on her mound and hairless lips.

Several days later, I slipped into our parents' room where she was sleeping next to her mother and slipped a finger inside her pussy. She stirred and I bolted the fuck out of there. Several days later, we're in the bathroom again, but this time it's more to the point. I had her bent over the counter, dry humping her while massing her tits. She asks if I want a massage. I eagerly accept and lay on my stomach. She slowly strips me in the same fashion that she received days before.

While she's sitting on my ass, I roll over and press my hard cock against her bony pussy. We both start grinding (she still has her clothes on). Eventually, I ask her if she wants a massage. Of course she agrees and once I get her naked, I sit on her ass and push my cock between her cheeks. She turns her head back in alarm. I assure her it's okay. I start grinding. I'm soaked in precum so she's super lubed. Eventually, my fucking sister bangs on the door and interrupts us again.

I'll be honest. I don't remember how she came to start blowing me, but obviously we're skipping some forgotten memories here.

Often, Cindy would sneak into my room and jerk me off. Some nights, I would sneak into her room, pull down her underwear and grind my cock on her pussy for a while until I would cum all over her pussy and panties. Sometimes we'd do it with her facing down, sometimes missionary style. She never changed panties; she just pulled up her soaking, slimy underwear and changed the crusty things the next morning. We both had to be very quiet when we made trips to each other's room because both of us had bunk-beds.

On a day-time session in the bathroom, I put her in the doggie position. I was always paranoid about slipping into her pussy because I was very well aware that's how babies were made, but I had other plans...

I aimed the plush head of my cock at her anus and began to press on it. She made some discouraging motion or sound, but I assured her I wasn't going to do anything. But the more and more I pushed, the more and more it was going in. It finally got to the point where I could push it in beyond the head. She clenched her cheeks and reeled away from me, but I pulled myself into her ass as she pulled away. We laid there for a moment, my cock still buried in her ass. She made me pull and then left.

A few days later we had another day-time bathroom session. She was cautious about letting me do it again, but eventually she let me push my cock into her tight, 13-year-old ass. I placed my hands on her smooth, skinny ass and fucked her very slowly. Thankfully, we were uninterrupted this time and I got to cum inside her ass. Afterwards, she spent at least 5 minutes on the toilet trying to shit, but only managed to fart my cum out.

From there, we just continued to have anal sex for several months, she got to where she could take it hard and fast. I would sneak into her room almost every night and fuck her in the ass. Some nights it was so late, I don't think she was even fully conscious as I quietly pumped my load into her to avoid waking my sister on the bunk above us.

Less than a year later, our parents got divorced and we never saw each other again.

Anyway, I've just seen a bunch of shitty posts on here lately and wanted to share my story. I hope you enjoyed my little trip down memory lane.

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Hey everyone,

I found a video on here which I can't find any more, it was a short video of an asian girl getting fucked up the ass and she farts and he cums in her ass. I think it was titled as a father/daughter incest video, even though that's hardly ever the case. The camera was at side view perched on a table or something and she had her face on the bed and ass sticking up. I'm dying to see the video again so I appreciate any replies.

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Who wants to see me fuck my girlfriend’s 63yo BBW mom in her ass? She farts my cum out and sucks my dick clean before riding my face. 

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