Some picures I look at seem to be crying out for a gag! This just up my street when I'm feeling frisky or bored - which is most of the time!
My acknowledgements to Randy Dave for his erotic Amanda cartoon - color by moi!
Let's see if folks will upload humorous captions! It's not a competition, so everyone's welcome...
And do hope you like my attempts..

Randi brite from London, Ontario. Looking for any and all picture, videos.

Thankfully I’m a bit OCD and had prepared most of the appetizers and sides Friday and burger and dogs are well....burgers and dogs. I set up pretty quickly and with about an hour until the start time I was making my signature Sangria. Nectar of the gods with a sneaky kick if you’re not ready for it. Anyway, Ben’s number shows up in my phone and I’m excited and terrified at the same time. He coming...he’s canceling....worse. He asked if he could bring a friend. A chaperone..a buffer. I’m crushed and screaming in frustration inside but manage to use my big gurl words and cheerily say “of course!”

My friends begin to arrive at the appointed time. If anyone cares, I was wearing denim overall shorts that I think do amazing things for my butt with a plain white tank top. Music, talking, laughing...etc then a knock at the door followed by Ben coming in with his friend. Flashback.....Ben is an adorable twink maybe an inch or two over my 5’6” with a hint of musculature but quite defined. I know from lastnight that his short black hair and eyebrows are the only hair he possesses. Oh, and he has a wonderful 6 inch cock that is perfect for sucking and fucking. Lol. He introduced his friend as Randy. He was similar in build to Ben but with shoulder length blondish hair in a ponytail and sweet looking brown eyes with eyelashes I’d kill for. He was a total cutie. Shy but charming at the same time.

The party went as they usually do. I flirted with Ben as I had yesterday but being a good hostess I didn’t have the chance to corner him like I did yesterday. The shocker was Randy. He managed to cop several feels on me as I was carrying trays or other items. I would put an extra swish in my walk to let him know I appreciated it. My sangria was a hit and most left feeling no pain leaving me alone with Ben and Randy and a tremendous amount of sexual tension in the air. The second time Randy had goosed me I knew I was getting fucked by someone that night so I slipped into my room and inserted one of my smaller plugs to keep me stretched just enough...

“Boys” I said, “one or both of you need to take me to my room and fuck me. Preferably both of you”. So that’s how I found myself naked in the middle of my bed with two sexy bois sucking, licking, and nibbling on my tender nipples while getting lube fingered into my ass and slowly stroked off at the same time. Ben rolls me over and slides into me slowly (thankfully because I’m still a bit sore from lastnight and this morning. COVID it’s been a while) Randy slid around and sat in front of me and I happily went to work in his dick. A bit bigger than Ben and barely within my ability to deep throat comfortably. A few minutes in that position and he switched to 69 me. Heaven! Ben is giving me long smooth strokes and rubbing my back. Randy’s mouth and tongue are everywhere. On my cock, my balls and inner thigh. Ben is speeding up and thrusting deeper I know he’s ready to cum. His cock pulsates inside me and his fingers dig deep into my hips I’m getting my third load in 2 days! A few moments later Randy succeeds in bringing me off and wanton cum whore I was that night I dove into his mouth with my tongue to share my cum. I decided to ride Randy’s cock and end up pulling it out of Bens mouth so I could sink it into my dripping hole. Dialated by My recent fuck and slick with cum and lube he slid right in consummating my first threesome. Ben put one more load of cum into my ass and I got to fuck Randy too before they had to leave.

Neither are relationship material but I’d love to have them over anytime. Sara.

I so want to fuck my mother in law shes 70 but god she has a gorgeous figure, im doing everything to get in her knickers, she hasnt had sex for 17 years and i know she is quite easily got randy. I sit next to her close as i can get showing her how her phone works, i touch her legs and slide my hand up her thigh, she goes a little silly and giggles but i dare not go any further. I have touched her tits many many times in unconscious ways...well on her part i plan every one...i have exposed to her cum in her food and pissed in her coffee, she has sat and stared at me naked i know i filmed it...but she wont touch. She'll touch my cock when i hold a book or something she points at she rubs my cock then accidenty...just wish she surrender to me....please i want you.

Any sensible ideas....even drugging if it works...she doesnt drink either bummer.

milea or randi?

Randy newman singing that song from frozen... Enough said, some of the funniest shit I've seen in a while.

http://youtu.be/dlQ5PcOm4-U

looking for a few videos. one is a older guy having sex with two young girls. ones white the other i think is asian. not at the same time as the cam cuts and goes to another. i think randy newman is playing in the back ground. both look legal. at the end hes fucking the asian and says he's cumming and doesnt pull out. another video im looking for is a girl blowing her bf on web cam when he pulls his dick out she does the the dr. evil pinky to the lips. another vid is a chick blowing a guy while shes sitting on the bed. she looks 40 he looks about 20 and a wigger. he pulls out and cums while shes still trying to suck him. the last vid im looking for is a chick dancing to let me blow your mind. she has nothing but a pink belt on then starts fucking her boyfriend in the bed. any links? thanks.

She has fantastic lips  , and loves to show them off, she wonders how many men would love to slip between them and pushing right inside stretching her open, she just loves a good fucking and all ways has done, to describe her as randy is a under statement, she’s totally cock happy and willing to show and share all and I’m proud to be her husband 

Kennan Thompson is sexy!

Randy Jackson is sexy!

Cedric The Entertainer is sexy!

Mark Henry is sexy!

Shaq is sexy!

Charles Barkley is sexy!

Yao Ming is sexy!

I love big sexy black men!

Amy young mums in uk. London Kent area want to show off their daughters to randy old daddy

anyone know if this video is on here or if there is anywhere i can find it?
http://imagecdn.clips4sale.com/accounts129/46963/clip_images/ball-punishment.gif its called punishing your balls by randy moore