This top has shrunk or my boobs are bigger.... should I still wear it to work??

OK so when I drink, I really drink. I don't do it often, so I make the most of house parties and sometimes do things I regret. I was at my friends 16th party and was on vodka and jager, so obviously within an hour I was trashed. These are the events that my friends told me, and even backed up with a video on my best mates phone...

I started the night by stripping down to just a t shirt and socks. Now it was quite cold in his garden what with it being winter so my already small dick had shrunk to about and inch and a half. I jumped about, with my little cock bobbing around, and apparently even attempted a helicopter. I would have thought my friends would at least have the decency to put some boxer shorts on me but no, they let it carry on. Next, I stumbled over to his pet dog, I'm not good with dogs but judging by the video i think it was a german shepherd, or something like that. At first the video is a bit shaky, and you can't really tell what is happening, but the next thing I know I'm watching a video of me licking the dogs balls, while shaking my dick in between my thumb and index finger. There were about 40 people there that night, and a week later they all still bark at me at college. I really don't know what I find more embarrassing, them knowing I have a 1.5 incher or them having a video of me pulling it while tonguing a dogs balls...

I confess I have spied on my mother-in-law for the last 25 years � she was 55 at the time and had a great body. (I was 30). She has visited twice a year ever since we moved here and I take every opportunity to see her nude!! We have a folding door to the shower room on the top floor � next to the room she stays in. Soon after we moved in the lock broke and I replaced it with another which did not quite fit. I noticed that this one allowed some give which meant you could pull the door open slightly leaving three full height gaps of about 15mms. This gave a great view into the shower room!! I had to be careful as there was always someone else in the house watching TV or something.

Every time she visited I would wait until she was in the shower then pull the door slightly open until the lock was tight. I always switched off the landing light so she would not notice the crack!! I would watch her in the shower washing her body � especially her private parts. However, the shower glass would steam up making her less clear. When she got out � full Technicolor close up!! I had arranged the furniture and the mat so she would have to stand right in front of the door to dry herself. I had a grandstand view! Full frontal & side views guaranteed!! Tits, belly & pussy only inches from my face. The full height gaps allowed me to view from above & below � looking up her naked legs towards her hairy cunt, round belly and firm tits was always my favourite & still is!!

Over the years I have watched her grow older and have been able to see how age has gradually changed her naked body. Her pubic hair started out thick and brown like her hair when she was in her late 50�s. As she got into her 60�s it started to thin around her vulva giving a better view of her pink labia & clitoris. After 70 her pubic hair turned white and became very straggly. Now at 80 it is just on her mound � still quite long but her vulva is almost bald. Her labia & clitoris have shrunk inside her crack but occasionally appears when she is drying herself.

The rest of her body has changed considerably over the years as well. She has always been a small slim woman. In her late 50�s her skin was very smooth as she used to lotion herself after every shower � I used to love to watch, Her breasts were very firm & round with large areola and small nipples: size 36D according to her bra size. (I notice it once while masturbating into the cups when I found it in the wash basket!!) Her belly was only slightly protruding, with lovely tight skin. She also had great legs & thighs!! In the summer she was very bronzed except for between her legs � her bikini bottoms must have been very small!!

In her early 70�s her skin began to loose its elasticity � wrinkles appeared on her belly and thighs. Her tits started to sag slightly and were no longer bronzed!! She stopped lotioning!! The hair on her head was now grey (her pubes white).

Now in her early 80�s she has became very wrinkled and wizened. Her skin is very loose and her legs are thin. Her belly appears much bigger and her cunt mound more pronounced between her skinny thighs!! Her tits however although more saggy are remarkably full and she still has those large areola but with bigger pointier nipples!! She now has a slight stoop so her breasts constantly swing about as she drys herself.

Although she is in her 80�s now I still get a thrill out of seeing her undressed!! The last time she came up; myself and her were in the house alone. She said she was going for a shower then bed. I went into by bedroom got undressed waited for her to enter the shower then went naked to spy on her. When she came out of the shower (she is very deaf now) I was able to masturbate myself to ejaculation watching her drying off - that had been a lifetime ambition!! I just made it to my bedroom as she came out!!

So I went through my sister's room and I found this sketchpad of hers. And before anybody says anything I was going through her room because she always borrows things of mine and doesn't return them. Anyway, she was sleeping at the time, and I found this sketchpad that I thought was my notebook, and I took it back to my room. I opened it up to start writing and immediately realized my mistake. As she hadn't woken up yet and I had never really taken much time to examine any of her art I started to check it out.

She's pretty good, despite never having gone to a college or anything for this, but anyway I got through about twenty pages and then started coming across some more disturbing pictures. Granted there were images before that were definitely beyond PG-13 but were typical of what I would expect from artsy shit.

These, however, were drawings and comics of for lack of better words, my sister doing sexual stuff with me. It's definitely me, there's no mistaking it. It looks just like me, and I'm also missing my left arm after a tour overseas. In some of the comics there are words and it's clearly her talking to me. In about 90% of them I'm shrunk, maybe about the size of a dime.

A lot of it is foot stuff, and pretty mean. She makes me rub between her toes with my one arm, berates and humiliates me, I complain about how it stinks are my arm is getting tired, she'll make me eat toejam, force me to smell it, and in some shoves me up her ass/farts on me/makes me lick her armpits. Just...weird stuff. In others she's more loving and caring and there's an overwhelming level of intimacy and love there but...yeah.

Anyway, I've already put the book back where I found it, and she's still sleeping. But I just wanted to come here and 'What the fuck?'

So, what the fuck, Advice? Or as you sometimes put it, wat do?

I liked the part in honey we shrunk ourselves. The parents thought their son was looking at a playboy book. For a second they made you think it was a dirty book, when wayne walked onto the maginze. His eyes looked wide open. I didnt see this coming, I thought he had seen some boobs.

But it was a baseball book.

My current female partner is frigid, I've been curious for quite some time, so out of frustration I decided I would try and find out 'how the other half live':

I joined Cottaging.co.uk and was fairly quickly contacted with compliments on my cock pics, and was contacted by a guy a few towns away that was interested in all sorts of fun; the real 'deciders' were that he wanted to play with me in my Pretties, and he sent me a set of pictures of him and his Fucking Machine! He was to be the Dom on our first meet; I pulled up to his house with the instructions not to knock, just to walk in - he would be in the living room waiting for me. He wanted me to arrive 'normal', then go and shower and remove all body hair below the waist, then dress up for him, then we'd start playing. Sounded good; gave me time to mentally prepare for this thing I'd never done before whilst preparing physically and with my clothing.

However he was naked on a reclining sofa, watching gay porn on a laptop when I arrived - not sure what I expected, but I got over the shock and sat next to him at his invitation - me on his right, still fully clothed in work gear, his laptop to his left, and him slowly stroking his (fairly small 4 and half inch) cock. The scene on the laptop had literally just ended and a new one in his playlist began, with the inevitable touching leading to sucking on-screen. He took my hand and wrapped it around his cock in line with the on-screen action, so I stroked it for him - shocked to be doing it so suddenly, but hey - that's what I was there for really, right!? Maybe I should have suspected something when his now-free right hand started carressing my back, but I'd never been in this situation, so what seems obvious now was all new at the time. As the guy on-screen went down and engulfed his partners cock, this guys hand grabbed the back of my head and pushed me down onto his cock, removing my hand to free the way - just like that my mouth was full, his balls were pressed against my cheek, and using my hair and his hips he was fucking my face. Just like that. No warning. And the biggest shock was that I LOVED it! I gagged a few times but stayed there, basically being used, until he pulled me up off his cock and told me to go and get ready. So I used the shower and liberally coated myself in Veet, removing all necessary hair, then dressed, and finally flushed using his shower head as an enema to prepare my ass for action.

A Sissy Slut padded back down the stairs in black stockings, suspender belt, Corset and see-thru mesh knickers with turquoise lace, matching the turquoise mini skirt I borrowed from my partner's wardrobe. He nodded approvingly, shut the laptop, and told me to go to his room with a swat on the backside for being a 'naughty girl'. Once there he bent me over the bed and spanked me a few times - not my thing but obviously his, and this is about both of us enjoying it - then he pulled the knickers down to mid-thigh and licked me from behind, from cock tip to ass-crack and back. He sucked my cock into his mouth from back there until it was excited enough to spring forward out of reach, then he just feasted on my asshole! I've been rimmed before a few times by females, but this guy just went to town! Up and down, round and round, and fucking me as best he could with his tongue - I almost made a mess right there and then! I'm not really a vocal lover, not known for moaning too much, but he had me gasping and moaning and whining throughout! It was incredible! He inserted several fingers at various times - I have no idea how many I was just tingling so much - but I felt pretty full so it was obviously more than one or two. Then he had me lay down on my back because my legs were going, my knees were weak, I was about to collapse on him! He continued his licking of my ass and my cock, now he had access to it again, and was inserting fingers, toys, beads, and even three pool balls at one point! He literally potted the 8 Ball in me! I was just so lost in my pleasure I lost track of what was going where, or when - it all just felt so amazingly good!

He let me recover for a while, whilst he set up his fucking machine and attached his biggest attachment - the big fat 8 inch realistic cock. He lubed it, and me (not really necessary for me, I was already a slippery mess!), set the machine at it's furthest reach, and then on all fours I backed onto it full length until its plastic balls were pressed against my own. Then he set it moving and the feeling was heavenly! We started slow but he was soon ramping up the speed, much to our pleasure - me feeling it and him seeing it disappear inside the cross-dressed Sissy Slut he had under his command and control. At this point I was on all fours, but slouched down on my elbows - kneeling in front of me he lifted my chin gently until I was back up on hands and knees and just inserted his cock into my mouth until his balls were against my chin. I closed my mouth around him and sucked and licked and swallowed as much of him as I could, LOVING being spit-roast between this Master and his machine. He gradually turned the machine up to maximum, elliciting grunts and groans from me around his cock, his fucking machine pounding my ass with a full 8" cock at 180 strokes per minute - 3 complete strokes in/out per second! I felt him tremble and he grabbed my face either side with his hands and held me there - not that he needed to - by this time this Sissy Slut was going nowhere until he was as pleasured as I had been! He grunted and jerked, and I felt his cock swell and pulse as he came in my mouth and throat and I swallowed every drop, keeping him in my mouth until he shrunk away and fell out with an audible 'plop'. The machine had gradually been stopped in the meantime and I just fell forward, sliding off the monster in my ass, collapsing on my side with a big grin on my face.

He was looking around the floor underneath where we'd been, looking puzzled - "where did you spit the cum?" he asked - "I didn't spit it! After all you've done for me it seemed rude not to swallow!" - I was proud of myself for that, and his smile made me realise he was too. We cleaned up, put the toys away, I dressed, and I left with the hope we could play again but I've not heard from him since. But I'll never forget that night of firsts!