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@confessions
13 Oct 2015 10:30AM
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I have a confession... I had just recently moved and to meet some locals I started using Tinder. Well, I had quite a few matches and I decided to meet up with one incredibly hot fresh 21 yr old girl. We went to a pretty classy Irish Pub, started shooting the shit and having quite a few drinks. While in the restroom something came over me and I was like fuck this isn't going anywhere, what the fuck do I do? So, I walk back out and begin flirting with the mediocre female bartender. The woman I'm there with begins to catch on, so she begins to flirt with some random Joe Schmo from the bar. After a few more drinks we're nearing closing time, and now I have not only the bartender at my beck and call but now the bar's manager a decent looking mid aged woman that is ready to go to my place and the drop of a hat. So, thinking that we're absolutely done and that meeting up with this woman was a waste of time, I drunkenly decided to be blunt with another female bartender whom I couldn't stop starring at. I literally ask her, "When do I get to see you out of those work clothes?" and to my surprise she replies "The girls and I are going to my house to drink and sit in the hot tub, you're more than welcome to join." Completely fucking shocked, and at this point piss fucking drunk, I follow her to her house stumble in and look around to find that her roommates are two older lesbians. She asks me if I'd like to hop into the hot tub or head to bed since I was pretty tanked. I said either or is fine and she leads me to her bedroom, we start making out she does the classic chubby check and starts stroking my dick. Next thing I know someone is banging at the door, low and behold its the fucking bitch from Tinder. She had followed me to this woman's house, and demanded I speak to her. So, my intoxicated ass throws a fit and asks if she can go speak to the woman for me and tell her I'm sleeping or something of the sort, not knowing the type of woman I was with she answers the door saying something like "in the middle of a fuck session can I help you?" and the woman replies "Can I join, the only reason I went out with him was in hopes to get fucked" So, I don't really remember too much at this point, but some foggy memories of these two girls making out with my dick in between their mouths, and some odd sexual interpretation of the human centipede. I woke up to a splitting fucking headache and 4 naked women in a place that I had never seen before, I tried to sneak out embarrassed I may not have performed at my peak potential and I accidentally awake one of the roommates who asks why I'm leaving so soon, there is still breakfast and morning sex to have. I heard bacon and couldn't leave, so while she's cooking breakfast I'm having the hair of the dog that bit me trying to snuff out this hangover as soon as possible, and I ask what the hell happened last night. She replies with a chuckle and "I figured you wouldn't remember much" turns around walks towards me dropping a plate of flapjacks and bacon in front of me, saying "We'll just have to reenact it then won't we?"

Long story short, first time ever having sex and not remembering. I am now dating the girl from Tinder, and we occasionally still have "parties" with the bartender and her roommates along with some new talent.

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18 Jan 2013 4:34PM
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A long time ago there was a vid here, with drunk/wasted chicks laying around. One was topless, with truly amazing tits on a guys lap, and I believe there were more on the floor. I know it's rather vague, but it were truly amazing tits. I believe they were fillipino or something.

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@confessions
18 Apr 2013 1:42AM
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Fan of the site, first time post. Have never been able to fully divulge the greatest night of my life so here goes. I went to stay the weekend with a buddy of mine. The second night there, he had to work and I was hanging out around the house, playing video games. His sister and a couple of her friends came home and were out by the pool and jumping on the trampoline in their bathing suits. Of course, I couldn't help but peek through the blinds and was getting so turned on by watching them. When they came in they said they wanted to have a party and asked if I would go buy them some alcohol. I said I would but that it was going to cost them. They giggled and I ran to the liquor store. I spent a pretty good amount of money because I had every intention of getting them all wasted and playing the odds. Fast forward a couple of hours, we're all buzzing. The sister is flashing everyone and I'm the only guy, so I'm living it up, laughing and trying to play it cool. One girl, Becca, said she had never kissed a guy before and so they were asking me to teach her, which I did, but she was shy and kept stopping after a few seconds. Nicole was the one I really wanted to spend time with: tall, slender, long legs, and long brown hair. However, Nikki was the one I was getting all the attention from: little chubby, short hair, too much make-up, but some huge tits. The sister passed out on the couch, the redhead crashed in one room, and everyone started saying they were sleepy. Nicole was too drunk to walk, so I carried her up the stairs, but Becca and Nikki were right behind me. When we got to the guest bedroom, Nikki was asking where everyone was going to crash. I said that there were two beds and didn't really care (even though I wanted to end up with Nicole). When we got in the room, Becca went to one bed, Nikki to the other, and Nicole was yelling about wanting to hear music. I put on some music and Nicole wanted to dance. I'm dancing with her and she is saying her bra is uncomfortable and asks me to unhook it, pulling the back of her shirt up enough, but keeping the rest covered. I do and she takes it off under her shirt and throws it. I'm busy trying to figure out how I can manage to end up in the bed with her, but she pretty much passes out in my arms during the slow song. I have a decision to make, so I lay her down with Becca, the inexperienced one, opting to jump in the bed with Nikki, with those amazing tits. Sure enough, after a few minutes Nikki gets "cold" and asks me to put my arm around her. She starts rubbing my arm and wiggling her ass into me a little bit and turns her head towards mine and we start to kiss. I immediately squeeze her tits through her shirt and she whispers in my ear that she wants my cock, which was unbelievably hard at that point. I pull her shirt up and start to lick her nipples, biting them, and getting them hard. Half of a millisecond after I climb between her legs, Nicole starts yelling and bitching about something from the other bed. We try to ignore it, but she is just getting louder. My buddy's dad was a fireman so he wasn't home to worry about, but it is a little difficult to do stuff with some psycho ranting and raving 5 feet away. Nikki gets up to "take care of her" and after a few minutes of soothing, Nikki asks if I will come and talk to her. I get up and say everything is okay and she reaches out to hug me. I give her a hug, eager to get back to business with Nikki, but Nicole wouldn't let go of my neck. She says she wants to dance, so we slow dance with no music. Then she pushes me onto the bed (that Nikki has returned to). I lay there in between the two of them thinking I am about to hit the jackpot and wondering how I can maneuver to get some 2 on 1 action. Nicole all of a sudden throws a leg over me and climbs on top of me, straddling me. She starts to kiss me and I, of course, kiss back. I slide my hand up the sides of her shorts and squeeze her tight little ass. She is grinding her hips all over me and I reach over to Nikki who immediately pulls her arm away and rolls over facing the wall. Oh fucking well, I think to myself, and focus all of my attention on Plan A anyway. Nicole whispers that she wants me and gets up to move to the floor. I follow her down to the floor and she pulls off her shorts. I kiss her knee and drag my tongue up the inside of her thigh until I reach her pussy and start to lick with every fiber in my being to make sure this is the best this chick has ever been licked. She moans and writhes, squeezing her legs around my head and soon comes. I lay on my back and she climbs on top of me, leaning over to put her nipple in my mouth. I slide my hand in between her thighs and slide a finger into her. She was so tight and wet, but she soon started scooting down and pulled my shorts down, then licking my head and shaft. She gives a warning about not cumming in her mouth and takes me and starts to suck. She wasn't the greatest at giving oral, but I didn't care. I was trying to find my phone to start taking a video, but couldn't get to it on the table above me. Then all of a sudden, she stops. I asked what was wrong and she says I came and she is pissed that I came in her mouth. I'm flabbergasted because in no way shape or form did I come. I'm wondering wtf is going on and she gets up, puts her shirt on and leaves the room. WTF?! So I lay there, considering my chances if I climbed back into bed with Nikki who undoubtedly listened to the entire episode. I sat up, making a little bit of noise, checking my phone - letting her know that I was there. Nothing. Sigh. I stood up in the middle of the room for a second and my eyes adjusted to the dark. I noticed Becca. The comforter was off of her and her legs were exposed, with her shirt pulled up because of her sleeping position, revealing a little ass and tight panties. I moved to the bed and sat down. I put my hand out, but was physically shaking at the thought of touching her. I placed my hand on her back and started rubbing it back and forth. She moved over and I lay down next to her. She turned her head toward me and without opening her eyes, just leaned over and kissed me gently. We kissed for a second, but my hand was on her ass pretty quickly. I grabbed her hand and moved it to my crotch, letting her feel my hard on. She kept her hand there for a second, even stroking it once or twice, then patted it and pulled her hand back. Okay, she's not ready for that, I thought. I put my arm around her, content to stop and just go to sleep. My buddy came home from work and woke me up. He was laughing, asking what was going on. We went outside to smoke and I told him about the party and just that I had ended up laying down and guess Becca climbed in with me - that I had crashed before everyone. He said alright and went to crash, asking where I was going to lay down. Told him I would figure it out and went inside to the game room. I didn't realize it but there was Nicole on the couch. Fuck it, I thought, I'm going for it. I rubbed her back and whispered her name until she groggily woke up. Spat some bullshit about how sexy she was and made it seem like she fell asleep in the middle of making out. She said no, no, I promise I didn't and "resumed" making out. I sat on the couch and she straddled me, sliding my cock into her. I honestly didn't last as long as I would have liked, but hey, I got mine. We fell asleep on the couch together. The next day, my buddy's sister came with the drama (not knowing the whole story) but informing me that Nikki was pissed because she was into me but I was all over Nicole. I denied it and basically said Nicole was drunk and I laid her down and that was that. I never saw Nikki after that. We spent the day by the pool and I kept watching Nicole in her little bitty bikini, thinking to myself, Yeah, you got that last night. She wasn't giving me the time of day in the daytime, but oh well. Becca was though. She was smitten at our cuddling and how I "chose her at the end of the night" as she put it in a text. A month later (my next visit)Becca decided that I was "the One" and special enough to go all the way with. Never called her again after that. Anyway, that is my story. Didn't go exactly like I wanted, but I've never told anyone every detail that I can remember, so glad to share it. Hope some of you enjoy it and could really give two shits if you don't believe it. Have a good one, guys.

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14 Oct 2012 4:46PM
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I confess that I drunkenly molested a friend of mine a couple of days ago. Let me start off by saying I am bisexual, and a guy...my friend is a guy as well. If that bothers you, no need to read further.

Two friends and I went to downtown and got a hell of a lot more drunk then we wanted to, fall down, puking etc drunk. We made our way back to our hotel room where one friend passed out in his bed, and I ended up in bed with the other guy. He was beyond wasted...way more so than I was. In my drunken state I convinced him to change clothes, and basically stripped him naked right there.

I climbed in bed and proceeded to play with his cock, suck him off, and even try to push a finger into his virgin ass. I never did get him to cum (a LOT of alcohol didn't help I'm sure) but I did lick his ass, suck his cock, and have one of the best orgasms I've ever had.

Now I see him around, and I can't help by picture his hard cock. I'm terrified he will remember, or worse yet that the third guy in the room realized what was going on. I was drunk too, and so I'm sure I wasn't the most stealthy guy in the world.

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07 Dec 2014 10:50PM
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Married, drunk, big ass slut I fucked the other night.

Right or wrong?

I was having a drink at the local watering hole with some buds the other night when this chick walks into the bar. Ordinarily nobody would have noticed except that this chick was obviously out of place... the bar is primarily African American. Not sure who or where she came from but she was already half wasted when she came in.

Long story short is I wanted a piece of that big white ass and it was all over the place for the taking. We even went back to her place where I found out she was married with 3 kids... and something about how she had to work so she stayed home while the kids and husband went to the inlaws to celebrate something...... or something like that.

At her house:

She then kneeled down and sucked my cock. She wasn't great and could not deep throat it... but it did feel good. She sat on the bed and I diddled her through her panties some.. and to my surprised she had an orgasm right there.

She then climbed on the bed and saying something about how she wanted it..... and passed out.:

I wasn't sure what I should have done... but in the end I pumped her ass full of black seed. Her ass was not tight and it slid right in... all of it.

I pumped that ass for 20 minutes. She would occasionally come too for a second and wiggle or back it up on to my shaft.

the aftermath:

I then slept on the couch.

The next morning I could tell she regretted what she did. I felt uncomfortable said my good byes and left.

snapped this picture the next morning before I left.. as she was texting.. probably seeing how the kids where doing and to say she had a quite night.

I feel kind of bad but on the other hand she did want it. I have heard of older sluts who just need some large black cock but this is the first I have every met. I don't think she has every done that type of thing and not sure if she will do it again, although I wasn't asking and I cant be sure.

One thing I do know is it was fun grinding that big ass in the bar with the other guys. If I did not go with her somebody else would have. She had an orgasm and I pumped that ass hard.

I wont show her face but here is a tat she had:

If that's your wife... thanks for the ride.

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09 Sep 2012 3:35PM
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I confess I like to listen to my older sister have sex with her bf.

She's not even supposed to have him in the house, our Dad doesn't like him. But sometimes they come over in the afternoon, before anyone's home. She made me promise not to tell, as if I even would. We've always been close, especially because our Dad is pretty much an asshole most of the time and moreso when he's drunk, which is most nights. Anyway...

Her room is across the hall from mine, and if they go into her room and shut the door, which is maybe once or twice a week, I will listen to what they are up to. At first I just sat in the hallway, because you could kinda hear the bed creaking, which is when I figured out they were actually doing it.

But recently I figured out if I go into my Dad's closet and put my ear to the wall, it's right next to her bed, and I can pretty much hear everything as if it's right there.

They're pretty quiet for the most part. I don't really know exactly what they're doing of course. Maybe it's just oral, because the bed can squeak a lot, but it doesn't usually, just a little eek, eek, eek. However, I know when she's coming because I can hear her breath get louder and louder, and she has a low kind of grunt to it when she's close. And then there's usually a really quick series of squeaks, like, really fast. She whispers: yeah baby, yeah baby. And she lets out a loooong sigh.

I am not so sure I can tell when he cums. Sometimes he seems to be getting into something a bit, because his breathing is different from hers, I don't know how to explain. But he doesn't really do anything that I am sure is orgasm.

Anyway, I like to listen to this and jack off into a sock. And when my sister comes, fuck! I come loads.

It's pretty bad, I spend so much time listening to them. And sometimes they don't even do it. Sometimes I'm in there listening for like 2 hours and they're just talking. And I keep thinking they are about to start, maybe, but they never do. And then I've wasted a whole afternoon.

I think I'm kind of addicted to it, and don't know what I should do.

Oh! And guess what motherless fuckers? I'm not posting any pics of my sister for you guys to spread around the internet, so call bullshit all you want. I don't care!

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25 Dec 2012 2:57AM
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I confess i really want to fuck the wife of my best friend. She is a gorgeous girl and drives me mad everytime i see her. The problem is that she seems to be absoltely not open to have sex with anyone but her man. I don't know if would actually maybe be easier to get them both to do a threesome with me. I would say my best friend wouldn't have a problem with it, but his girl most likely has. When we joked around at some time about sexual topics she said she wouldn't want to have threesomes.

Do you thing there is a way to get to fuck her? I will be staying over in some days after a party, but its planned that we stay in different rooms, and they will most likely not get wasted enough to do anything "because they are drunk".

Give me your plans on how you would try to fuck that girl.

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21 Jul 2014 9:20PM
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People do stupid shit in college. While fucking around one night we ended up punching a hole in the closet door. Not wanting it to go to waste we lines it and turned it into a glory hole. At co-ed parties we'd all get shit-faced, a girl would go in and there ya go. Anyhow I was partial to one of my roommates sisters. She looked awesome, giant cups, thought it'd be fun to get her in there. It took a few beers but eventually we got her in there with the headphones on (so she can't hear/recognize a voice). I pop my cock through and her drunken ass goes to town. No clue if she had a boyfriend, don't care. I made it all of 15 minutes before I drained my balls. I zip up and go to walk out when my roommate walks in completely shitfaced. I'm trying to talk him out of it, he's beyond drunk and he pops his cock in. I'm trying not to laugh as I see his expression change. I made it 15, fucker doesn't even make it 5 before she gets a mouthful. We walk out and one of the other girls trades spots and the night goes on. This was 15 years ago.

20 minutes ago we're all sitting at the bar talking about college days. Roommate and his sister flew out for this reunion. At the bar we joked about the gloryhole. The girls wanted to know which guys, some guys wanted to know which girls. His sister is bragging about sucking off 2 guys back to back. I admit I was the first guy. It takes a minute but then they both realize who number 2 was. They looked horrified. Everyone else was laughing like a motherfucker.

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15 Dec 2014 6:32AM
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I confess that this is my friend's ex. Back when they were together my friend would tell me stories how I shouldn't be fooled by the looks of his girl, that she might look angelic but was a total freak in bed especially when she gets to drink. At first I just nodded and didn't believe him since we've been drinking when he tells me these stories. That is until one day in a party his ex got wasted and he asked me to come with him so he could bring the drunk girl home. Even before he could start the car, I was at the back, this girl starts pulling down his pants and gives him a sloppy drunk blowjob right there, as if I wasnt even around. My friend then looks at me smiling. The scene was so hot that I cant help but pull out my cock and start masturbating while I watch my friend's ex blow him. My friend then parks the car somewhere no one would see us and told his ex to crawl at the back where she sees me with my rock hard dick in my hands. The bitch didnt even hesitate and started sucking on my dick like I was her boyfriend. My friend then opens the door at the back and positions this slut ass up while sucking me off, pulls up her skirt and just shoves her panties to the side and starts banging her right there. We change positions a couple of times and I got to fuck that tight pussy of hers and we made this bitch cum multiple times. What was great was when she herself asked us to DP her! No matter how small the space at the back of that car, we made it work and came all inside the bitch while she was screaming for more. I thought it would have ended there, but as soon as we drive her home, we fuck her again right on her front porch where she tried to stifle her moans because her parents might hear us. Made sure to push my cock down in her mouth so she could keep quiet and I came buckets down her throat.

I totally believe my friend that her ex is a total slut now.

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24 Apr 2013 4:16AM
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OK, so lets forget about rape fetishes, I'm sorry I think if a girl/women goes out dressed like a slut (tight tank tops and short skirts and dresses that barley cover their cunts, prostitute type make up all over her face) gets drunk, flirts with gropes and generally leads on drunk, horny men, then reject them (laughing), and then claim "I didn't do ANYTHING!" when they get raped, well lets think: Why, would you repeatedly put your self in a bad situations and not expect bad things to happen to you? Believe me, you WERE in fact asking for it, and yes, it is your fault. Now, I know, that's not how all rapes happen, but it happens a lot and I'm sorry but a women has absolutely NO right to complain in that situation, that's like speeding while wasted off your ass, or drugged up and thinking you wont crash because "It never happened before". Really?

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Any real genuine Moms, married wives and shameless single women who think they can do better?

I would love to chat with a local non jealous laid-back cuckold husband boyfriend who wants to let me do this to his drunk wasted 🥃 bbw wife, girlfriend (29-40) deepthroat breath play in MA NH CT VT 

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Let me begin by saying there is this girl that I don't like (the fact that I don't like her makes this even better) her name is Madeline and when she drinks she likes to get wasted. I don't see her that often but a few weeks ago I went to this party that had already been going on for a while, it was actually my second destination that night, by the time I arrive she's already passed out on the couch so you already know where my mind is. Unfortunately it's a party and too many people are around so I can't do anything to her just yet. Eventually someone had the bright Idea to start writing on her with a sharpie which I don't really care to do but when the room cleared I asked for the sharpie to make it seem like I wanted to write on her. I was actually pretending to write on her so If anybody walked in on what I was about to do I would have an excuse and It wouldn't look weird. The way she was laying I could only squeeze her ass but it was nicer than I expected. She had on a soft cotton dress that was too long to lift up but the dress was so soft her ass felt just as good through it. I was squeezing her ass so tight I practically got my hand inside her twat through the fabric. It felt so good I almost busted without even touching myself. The best part is that she doesn't like me either and she'll never know that it was me of all people. I should have pretended to be too drunk to drive home and "crashed" there too but If you knew the situation you would understand why I left.

I hope this was halfway as enjoyable to you as the actual experience was to me. I hope other people have similar stories that they don't mind sharing.

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