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05 Sep 2012 3:52PM
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i confess i was masturbating in my car in a public area and 3 girls seen me and reported me to the police,police lifted me and interviewed me,i denied all and said i was rubbing my sore groin muscle,i dont think they belive me,i was wondering does anyone out there know if im conpletly fucked?or hav i any chance of getting away with it

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05 Sep 2012 4:01PM

stay with the story . do not change one word. if you didnt have your lil goober out and was just rubbing i think youre ok.

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05 Sep 2012 4:17PM

mate shut ya mouth and give ya arse a chance your a mug and a fucking nonce and if you go to prison they will slash you up with razors no more than human filth like you deserves aye MUG!!!

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05 Sep 2012 4:25PM

say you were jogging that morning, or earlier, and that you pulled your groin.

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05 Sep 2012 5:57PM

Never admit to nothing. They either need proof or your confession to convict (in an ideal justice system) If they charge you, take it to a trial, don't admit shit or plead out to a lesser charge. If they come to you with a plea bargin for a lesser charge that means they don't feel they could win and get a conviction in court. At least that is the way my uncle explained it to me and he is a prosecutor for the DA's office.

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05 Sep 2012 6:05PM

you have the right to remain silent - use it!
you already said too much - not another peep out of you

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05 Sep 2012 8:53PM

Were the three girls together, or was it three separate girls?
If it was the latter, and they all reported you, then I'd say you're fucked.
If it was the former, it's your word against theirs.

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05 Sep 2012 10:12PM

Good point, whats the odds of 3 different girls making up the same story, same description?

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06 Sep 2012 10:14PM

You're fucked. Depending on where you live you probably will have to register as a sex offender for the rest of your life.

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06 Sep 2012 10:48PM

Update?

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12 Feb 2013 1:23AM

I was on a jury for this crime a while back. The accused was an illegal alien, so they asked all of us if we felt we could be impartial if the person was an illegal alien and we all said yes. He had run from the police, but he said it was because of his immigration status not his guilt. He had been accused by this older woman who was babysitting a couple of kids and she claimed that he had exposed himself to them in his car. He said he had been adjusting his belt. I actually think he was innocent, and was in fact adjusting his belt. I think the woman was just one of those people who wants to accuse people of random stuff so they feel better about themselves.

Anyway, the weird thing is that on the second day, the prosecution randomly said "your honor, the people cannot meet their burden of proof, we drop all charges" and the case was dismissed. Very odd.

Afterward, the defense lawyer asked me what I thought of the evidence and I said I thought the guy was innocent but wasn't sure how I would convince the other jurors.

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