"Recently I opened up to my boyfriend about how I wanted to have sex with more than one guy at once. He said he was totally cool with it so long as he "didn't have to do any gay shit." So we ended up trying something with his friend and he literally broke up with me later that night."
Oh god, holy shit! You should have just posted that part so we could all laugh and give you upvotes!
Hahahahahahah that's goddamn hilarious!
