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02 Apr 2013 6:11PM
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i confess i went on a drinking binge last night. i remember i was talking to some foreign german chick. then i remember somehow i was having sex with her. she kept saying "nine nine nine nine" and she was crying. my dick had dried up blood when i woke up. wtf happened

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02 Apr 2013 6:13PM

You raped her, you must be so proud -.-

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02 Apr 2013 6:23PM

You raped a virgin

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02 Apr 2013 6:32PM

You either had sex with her without her consent or she was enjoying it so much she was shouting her age.

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02 Apr 2013 7:49PM

you got drunk and rape a German virgin, that only ok if your Jewish

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03 Apr 2013 1:12AM

She called her nine brothers and they're waiting outside your mom's house right now. If you try to come up out of the basement and go outside, you're toast.

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03 Apr 2013 2:21AM

what sounds like "nine" is the german word for "No"
which means she couldn't believe how awesome you were making you feel
and she was shedding tears of joy

that is your story, and you are sticking to it.

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