ive got a new job behind a bar and because i worked in a ay an lesbian bar the girls think im gay, how do i prove im not gay?
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08 Jun 2012 8:56PM
So, why do you feel you have to establish to the lesbians that you are not homosexual? They could give a shit, and if they did, they'd rather you were queer so you wouldn't hit on them -- which is what it sounds like you have in mind.
If you ARE straight, that should be a great place to work -- once you've established your boner-fides to the boys and gained the respect and trust of the dykes. It'd be lie Donald Trump working as a ban teller -- nothing you see is gonna tempt you.
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08 Jun 2012 9:48PM
Hold up a sign near the freeway exit reading,
I am not a cocksucker
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08 Jun 2012 11:50PM
Did the chicks in the new bar hang out at the gay/lesbian bar? In that case, they're probably lezzies and wouldn't be interested, anyway. Otherwise, if you're in a new bar, why the hell are you so concerned? It's not like you wear a sign that says, "I worked in a gay bar." Or do you?
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09 Jun 2012 12:10AM
Grab a random passing girl, throw her down on the bar, and fuck her silly, right there, with everyone watching.
