Well seeing as you think he is uneducated why do you not show him the proper way to hang yourself. I am sure once you do it to yourself he will get the "hang" of it. And if not, one of your butt buddies in the pillow case brigade can always give him another example to study.
Alpha-Omega
CEO and Founder of PETT (People for Ethical Treatment of Trolls)
Creater of the Faptastic Four
