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17 May 2012 1:26PM
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I confess... out of the time that I have been here (which really hasn't been more than about 6 months) there has been one persistent thread topic that I really just don't get... and that is the constant bashing of one member, Alpha Omega

Alpha can be annoying... if you are a troll. He will swoop in to an absurd thread and put in a zinger that seems to cut to the core of what is going on. If you are being a twit, he calls you a twit... he doesn't come right out and say it (most of the time) but uses irony and sarcasm, which may be the issue... some people just don't like having the world KNOW that they are a twit.

most of us, if we do something stupid, go, "yeah, you got me" and we learn and move on... some, it seems, have made a holy crusade to belittle Alpha, which is odd because if most of the people had put as much effort into their post as they do into their relentless attack on Alpha, they wouldn't have gotten zinged in the first place.

Trolls of the universe, be forewarned... Alpha is loved around here, because he is witty and humorous, and mostly because he isn't a total knee-biting jerk, like most of the trolls... those who wish to belittle him, we laugh at you... you aren't going to change our opinion of him, and if anything, you only solidify our support for the Ethical Treatment of Trolls

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17 May 2012 1:27PM

alpha is supreme and omega is gay.

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17 May 2012 1:34PM

Oh get off his nuts already! He is a pompous ass and is just about as bad as most trolls....

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17 May 2012 1:47PM

i'm not a troll, because i'll actually contribute to the conversation and stay on topic, rather than post a link up, or get off subject with other shit, and i'm the one who is doing a lot of the bashing on him. he's just fucking stupid. Like i've said, he's just dumb. His "zingers" are exactly that: old fashioned zingers that were funny during the era of radio or something, or old vaudeville shit, i mean Fuck, man, his shit isn't even funny, so why say anything. Just stay on topic and go to a class or something to learn to be funny. Watch Comedy Central, or something, idk, but this fucker isn't funny, he's just annoying as FUCK!!! And he's loved around here? c'mon, now. really now.

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17 May 2012 1:52PM

I dream of one day being teabagged by Alpha. He represents the apogee of masculine perfection.

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17 May 2012 2:24PM

I love it when someone posts troll-bait, and the trolls come to it like moths to a flame...

Quick, get the net before they slink away!

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17 May 2012 2:37PM

My daughter is Alpha's ghostwriter.

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17 May 2012 2:41PM

Why is every other thread on here about this guy? Seriously, shut up and go back to making up fake stories and fapping.

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17 May 2012 2:42PM

alpha omega is cool.


not.

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17 May 2012 2:45PM

Alpha shits awesomeness and pisses style.

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17 May 2012 2:46PM

Alpha Omega is my fake story. It gets better after the jump I promise. You'll be fapping so hard both hands won't be enough and you'll have to get one from the neighbor.

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17 May 2012 3:04PM

I confess that I fucked Alpha Omega. His cock was three inches, couldn't get it up all the way, and left me unsatisfied. I had to go to my ex's house just to get off. It was really lame. He didn't have anything intelligent to say either... it was like talking to a wall.

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17 May 2012 3:06PM

Alpha can do more with three inches than most men can with 12.

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17 May 2012 3:05PM

Alpha is really Nyan Cat?

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17 May 2012 3:09PM

i love alpha
why does everyone have to be such meany heads to him
none of you know him like i know him
and i'm in love with him
like so much
:)

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17 May 2012 3:14PM

Really. Did he lick your pussy? He sucks at that too. I read my book while he went down. Then flipped on the TV. Boring.

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17 May 2012 3:34PM

Maybe your pussy's just too cavernous.

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17 May 2012 4:00PM

why do you assume i'm a girl
i love alpha but i'm not a girl
he brings out my feminine side
and my masculine side too
i make him feel like a woman the way he makes me feel like a woman
and we know exactly when to make the other feel girlie
and when to make each other feel like MEN :)
i am in love with him
and that is what i would say to his face
before i kissed him :)
-heart-

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17 May 2012 3:11PM

shakes head in disgust..As usual it's the bash anyone who has a different opinion,IE Alpha..it's easy to belittle someone across the net but wonder what you would say face to face with him????

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17 May 2012 3:33PM

I'd ask him to breathe on me so I could absorb some small amount of his awesomeness.

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Anonymous
17 May 2012 3:26PM

I'd probably throw up.

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Anonymous
17 May 2012 3:39PM

Seems fair... we would probably throw up on you, too

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17 May 2012 3:40PM

I'm thinking most on this thread are young adult..I'm using the word adult in loose terms..they should be jerking off rather than war mongering about one person and his views..

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17 May 2012 3:42PM

I am jerking off. Some of us know how to multitask.

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17 May 2012 3:47PM

Ok well done keep it up

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17 May 2012 4:24PM

Isn't the point of fapping to try and make it go back down?

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18 May 2012 2:23AM

They see me trolling...they hating

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18 May 2012 2:31AM

OP here. I took all of your replies into consideration and have come up with this conclusion.
Alpha Omega is probably a woman who has a very thought out, manly personality.

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18 May 2012 2:34AM

and a big cock. :)

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18 May 2012 2:43AM

8=====================================D ~~~

SKEET SKEET?

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18 May 2012 2:42AM

He is...the most interesting man in the world!

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18 May 2012 3:07AM

hey you cant' love alpha! I love him!

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18 May 2012 5:25AM

I will admit that I am responsible f or starting 30-40% of the alpha hatred threads but I rarely contribute more than my original post. Sometimes ill even do 4 or 5 new threads in a row about him. It's nota because I don't like him..I actually think he's brilliant. But I do it because I laugh so hard at some of the comments I just love it. For instance check the confessions right now..

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