I confess- I'm a loser. I'm 37 yrs old, short, overweight, 5.5 inch penis, very little money, and not many friends. I haven't had sex in over 5 years. I haven't even been close. I haven't even kissed a female in the last 5 years. I started a Tinder profile hoping I might get lucky... My area isn't very heavily populated, so there's a limited number of females on tinder in my area... I've only had 9 matches - none of them ever message me first and none of then have ever responded to my messages. I've tried short & simple messages, being funny, and being blunt, but I've never even gotten a reply. I will probably never have sex again because I'm an undesirable piece of shit who no one likes.
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13 May 2016 11:35AM
Oh, quit feeling sorry for yourself. You're fat? What is it, glandular? No? Clean up your eating, check with a cardiologist, and get yourself part time work as an illegal alien digging holes or hauling construction materials up a ladder. Better than a gym, and you get paid instead of paying for it.
Don't worry too much about your dick size. They aren't going to see it until they sleep with you, and if they leave you for it, they weren't worth your trouble, anyway. There's always somebody bigger. The worthless disloyal bitches who'd leave you over that are the same sort that would leave the human race looking for larger and larger dicks.
Besides, if your foreplay game is good enough, you won't start giving them until after their second or third orgasm. Women get more sensitive. They won't even notice your only slightly smaller than average size.
I used to think bars were the worst place to find women, but sure enough, somebody invented something worse. Tinder.
Screw that. Go to a fundraising dinner for a cause you support and chat with young singles who'll be impressed with your dedication to the cause (ie, the volunteer fire department, the library, what have you.) Hang around in bookstores and stroke up conversations with nerdy, bookish girls. They're the limitations, by far, but very selective.
Hell, maybe you should just watch every Dos Equis commercial from the last five years in one go, and ask yourself how you can be more like the Most Interesting Man in the World.
In other words, get of your ass, quit feeling sorry for yourself, and do something.
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13 May 2016 11:39AM
Stupid smart phone, making me look stupid. Nerdy girls are the kinkiest, not the limitations. You should strike up conversations with them, not stroke them, as that will get you escorted out of the store and possibly arrested.
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13 May 2016 12:40PM
Haha, that's funny stuff. But your overall response is spot on. This dude needs to get out there and take charge of improving his life. While not completely in the same situation as this guy (i am tall, not balding and have a slightly above average sized dick...not that it matters as you said because by the time they find out they are already in bed with you!), I also went through a tough period in my mid-30s. It was during the Great Recession and world economic meltdown in 2009. I lost everything I had worked for the previous 10 years. I had to close my business. I lost my house to foreclosure. I spent every penny I had trying to keep my business running. I was so focused on my business that I got really out of shape, ate like shit and put on weight. I was no fun to be around because I was only focused on my work and stressed out beyond belief. I broke up with a great girl because I was just so freaking miserable that I couldn't see she was trying to help me, while I thought she wasn't supporting me. I was just in a really bad spot. But I woke up one day and just said enough is enough and I had to change my life and told myself that when I make steps to improve myself, my happiness and success will come. I started to work out and eat healthy and quickly dropped significant weight, plus just felt a ton better. I joined a local adult coed beach volleyball league which got my competitive spirit going and led to me meeting my now wife who was on the team. She's just my type...tall, athletic, pretty hot in my opinion, and lucky for me, kinky as all hell. I reached out to some old contacts and found a new job. While not the same as working for myself, I quickly proved my worth and have risen through the ranks quickly to become a VP and actually make more money than I did before with my own business. So the overall point of my way too long feel good story is...only you can take the steps required to improve your situation. Nobody will do it for you. If your life blows, make changes. Better yourself and good things will come.
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13 May 2016 12:07PM
I've been thinner in the past- it doesn't really help. I've always worked manual labor jobs and that doesn't do much for me in all honesty- I've been a brick mason's helper a big part of my life and I can promise you that there are jobs more demanding on the body.. I've been a window cleaner, pool cleaner, and yes a ditch digger for irrigation.... When I was thinner (average size) I still never got laid.... I'm not feeling sorry for myself, actually- mainly bc i don't really care anymore. I just wanted to post something honest and this is honest. Everyone posts wild and crazy stories about fucking some chick half their age with their monster sized cock... I just posted the truth for fun....... Btw- I don't think there is a bookstore within an hour from my house- that's what's really sad about all of this.... But no one reads anything of value anyway. Even if there were a bookstore it's best sellers would be crap like 50 shades of grey and books written by Russ Baker or Christopher Bollyn would be ignored (if even carried- which isn't likely). Our society has been dumbed down so far that the movie 'Idiocracy' has turned into a reality.
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14 May 2016 8:13AM
iv been there dude small town in the middle of no ware too ugly to smart to dumb ect ... id say look in your whole state one just one over my rule is from my town to 150 miles away
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14 May 2016 2:20PM
welcome to motherless! Also, I am very entertained by your shit life. Keep up the good work
