I like to take Sharpies into public restrooms and write funny shit inside the stall that I shit in. Like when I get up post slam I might write "TheShitter" on the seat in big letters or I might write "DooDoo goes here" on the tank with an arrow pointing towards the bowl if the comode has a bowl. One time I wrote "fart twice for blowjob" on the door facing the shitter in a Target bathroom, I giggled about that one a good bit. I am also quite fond of taking a big slam in a public restroom, wiping my Ass and leaving the shit paper in the floor of the stall and the turds floating in the crapper. I don't get anything sexual out of this, just a laugh............I guess that I am just an asshole.
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16 Jan 2013 11:24AM
If it was your job to clean restrooms you would stop that VERY IMMATURE behaviour
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16 Jan 2013 11:47AM
Person A: "Any1 up for a meet?"
Person B: "Yeh can you accom?"
Person C: "Yeh Im in here most days ^_^"
Person D: "Yeah have you got *app name*?
Person E: "Yeah it's _______"
... This is what I read on a toilet wall in University today haha.
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16 Jan 2013 11:58AM
Thats sucks buddy because that cost businesses money to fix or paint over. Stop fucking with peoples money and get a fuckin job
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16 Jan 2013 12:46PM
hahaha - I liek to do the same thing too - I call it the "Bowel Movement" and I am glad to see that there are other people in on it as well. I like to take a dump in the back tank of a toilet so nobody will know where the smell is coming from. I also like to pull the toilet paper out a few feet and then wipe my ass with it and then roll it back up again so someone will get a surprise when the get to that piece of toilet paper. Also, when I know I have to take a huge long dump I will sometimes make it so hal of the turd is hanging out of the bowl
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16 Jan 2013 1:08PM
how old are you? 5 or maybe your mentaly challenged? obviously you got nothing better to do.
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16 Jan 2013 1:11PM
The funniest thing is that shit that's written inside stalls is never funny. Just once it'd be nice to read something marginally entertaining. U guys that do this are a waste of a perfectly good sperm that should have been swallowed.
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16 Jan 2013 3:02PM
i like taking a sharpie and drawing an outline of my hard cock on the wall
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17 Jan 2013 6:55AM
i like to write the word FAG in shit using toilet paper on the walls of bathrooms
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17 Jan 2013 10:28AM
One time I printed out pics of my dick on full sheet sticky label stock and stuck them up all over town
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24 Feb 2013 6:28PM
The lulz you have are mildly humorous.
But, once you are gone, the shit you leave behind is a pain to me and society.
Hope you find a new, less disgusting hobby.....
