So I just went to the obgyn to have my iud checked. I mentioned to them about this clear discharge I'm not used to seeing. Apparently I am very fertile if that's happening while I'm on the iud. He asked me if I've been sexually active lately and I told him not in months but I have been masterbaring 2 or 3 times a day and still not satisfied and everything is turning me on. He left the room and the nurse and i have known each other for 5 years since I was pregnant. Apparently my gyno has a crush on me. Lmao. I told her I wouldn't be offended if he fucked my brains out on the table! He is so hott! I NEED TO GET LAID!!!!!
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13 Feb 2012 2:46PM
"been masterbaring 2 or 3 times a day and still not satisfied"
Maybe that is the problem... perhaps you should try masturbating. It might work better.
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13 Feb 2012 2:58PM
Op here
I'm using my cell. So forgive me for a slip of the finger. Why is everyone such grammar assholes when someone makes a mistake? This is ML not a business letter or contract.
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13 Feb 2012 3:18PM
I hear that shit, OP! grammar fuckin nazis! it's porn, not a goddamn thesis! anyway, continue ........
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13 Feb 2012 4:12PM
Op here
Nothing else to really say. I'm on this site from the moment I wake up and have found myself on it till 5am. I'm losing so much sleep I can't function. I spent 70 some dollars on a new vibe a month ago... It no longer works. I burned the motor out. I swear I am going to need someone who can keep up with me sexually. I'm not hot and I'm a bbw and I swear keep your rude ass comments to yourself. I take care of myself and work out daily.
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13 Feb 2012 4:17PM
Hey thick women need love to not everyone's ideal woman is a twig
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13 Feb 2012 5:35PM
So, why is it that you are not getting laid? It has been my experience in a very long life that any FEmale who wants to get laid can do so with very little difficulty, as most males will fuck DIRT if they can get their dick in it. And you must be at least slightly more attractive than dirt.
But -- forgive me -- I am having trouble understanding this sentence from your account: "He left the room and the nurse and i have known each other for 5 years since I was pregnant."
Just what the fuck does that mean?
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13 Feb 2012 5:49PM
Op here
Sorry was writing in a hurry. I was just giving a little history. I've been seeing the same gyno for 5 years and the nurse and I have become friends.
As to the other question I don't have luck finding someone to fuck. Where I live you have to pretty much look like a coked out stripper or a Barbie doll with no brains in order for guys to pay attention to you. I get hit on by a lot of black guys and I'm not racist but I'm just not turned on by them. I'm also not one who is into the one night stand thing nor fwb. Couldn't find either one if I walked outside with a sign saying "I'm horny come fuck me"
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13 Feb 2012 5:53PM
Well you can't be ugly why don't you post a pic of yourself and well tell you what we think and where are you from
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13 Feb 2012 6:16PM
Op here.
I have an account on here but I don't want to put a face pic up but I have other pics up and a few pending. I'm in North Carolina.
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13 Feb 2012 6:22PM
This reminds me of an old saying about beggars not being choosers.
So are you not into FWBs/One night stands, or is it that you can't get one.
Judging from what you say, it's like if a poor person said "we'll I'm just not that into money". It's garbage.
What area are you in? L.A is basically the only place in the states where your coked up stripper comment would be valid.
As for black guys, you being a fatty and all better learn to get over it, or move to Ohio or something, because Black dudes are your best bet.
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13 Feb 2012 6:30PM
OP get your self a JimmyJane FORM 2 or FORM 4, you wont be sorry. They arent cheap but damn are they good!
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13 Feb 2012 7:03PM
OP, If you are ever in Cali Id love to make you Cum!, I love BBW. I know what you mean about certain tastes. We all have our own. If you like vibrators, I also have a sybian. I have lots of female "friends" and they love to take it for a spin.
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13 Feb 2012 7:05PM
amen, girl, i just want me a GF to satisfy the needs that no man ever will be able to *sigh*
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14 Feb 2012 2:21AM
hi im north carolina also hit me up sometime would love to chat with you
