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21 May 2012 11:55PM
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I confess I've messed around with 3 married women. (over the last 6 years or so). Every one of them fucked up, and got "sort of" caught. WTF is wrong with you dumb bitches that you can't be discreet????? keep your texting hidden from your husbands. You're cheating because you think your husband's dumb, but he's not THAT fucking dumb that he won't notice if you're suddenly texting twice as much as last week and being more secretive with your phone!! Fuck!!!! Use your brains!!!!!!!!! It's not that I'm worried about damaging your marriage, obviously if you're fucking me, your marriage was already over, but I REALLY don't wanna deal with angry husbands. What a pita. And sorry, no pics of these dumb bitches... Next one will get plastered up here in a heartbeat though. Just had to vent.

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22 May 2012 12:05AM

Married women are the best though, amiright? ;)

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22 May 2012 12:22AM

Agreed.

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22 May 2012 12:05AM

I can tell you by experience,get a Metro pcs phone,if the husband starts calling you,let the month be over and don't pay the bill,just get a new number,turn the gps off,dont pick up calls that you dont know,and let them deal with the shit they got in to.
Like you said if they are fucking you,they are also fucking someone else as well,no need to take the fall for other people's stupidity.

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22 May 2012 12:08AM

Or don't fuck married women. Unless you secretly crave the drama and conflict.
Think man, THINK! You already know what comes with the territory of mowing someone else's lawn. You know the risks. You don't have the right to flip out like you didn't see any of this coming.
Moron.

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22 May 2012 12:09AM

Yeah, you tell them! What a "pita"!

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22 May 2012 12:21AM

OP. Agreed to ALL the above. So far just every couple of years coming across these situations. Never thought I'd mess with a married woman, but damn.... so good!! So forbidden.... it's awesome. Good advice with the prepaid. Gonna do that tomorrow and get back in touch with this last one. Definitely do NOT crave the drama. Just the forbidden pussy!

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22 May 2012 12:27AM

Rule 1: Never have your real name in a married woman's phone. Make her invent an alias for you, preferably a female one.

Rule 2: Never, ever, ever write sexually incriminating text messages. If you absolutely have to tell her something kinky, call her up (when her dude isn't around) and tell her that way.

Rule 3: Stay the fuck away from her house, and especially their marital bed.

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22 May 2012 12:13PM

Amen brother. Take notes OP.

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22 May 2012 6:39AM

post pics of them,there stupid enough to nearly get caught they deserve it

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23 May 2012 1:59PM

Best part of fucking married women is they're getting a thrill out of cheating. Plus most of them will do dirtier things with you than with hubby, either because he's not into it or it feels nastier to do it with you. Sometimes they'll swallow your cum when they won't do it for him, sometimes they'll let you fuck their ass when he isn't allowed, that kind of thing. And they cum much easier for you than him because they're getting off on breaking the rules.

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23 May 2012 2:31PM

OP. All good advice. Thanks! The last one was a craigslist deal, actually. She had an ad stating she wanted someone to "text and maybe flirt with". It took like 1 day until she wanted to meet and fuck. We texted for like a week, schedules never lined up, both having jobs and kids. (surprising for 2 basically normal people to hook up on cl, right? and then post about it on ml. hahaha). Anywyay, I never even told her my real name, stuck with the "sex alias", lol, and never even wanted to know her name. Definitely getting setup with the prepaid though, for sure. I think I need a whole alias, fake job and everything. There's only a few guys in my county that do what I do, so it'd be pretty easy to track me down with a pic and just knowing my career. Def not liking that.

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23 May 2012 2:49PM

Met a so-called "separated" woman twice my age on CL. Went out with her once just to meet and see if we clicked. Next time she invited me to her house making it clear we would fuck. I get there, we fuck like mad...greatest fuck of my life, then next thing I know her ex is banging on the door, demanding to be let in. She tells me to grab my clothes and run out the back door, that he's a psycho Iraq vet that might kill us both. I ran naked for two blocks down her alley and the next before I stopped. I've dated single women only since then.

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23 May 2012 2:54PM

I screwed two of them in my life. One was an army wife who was lonley. She was totally pretty and rode my cock like a champ. I was not the first guy she had. She fucked her husbands officer and got pregnant by him, then got an abortion. The second wife's husband was a drunk and never paid her any mind. I fucked her every night for a month before getting tired of her and she of me. She also had a string of guys, some of them as young as 14 and 15 years old. She was also really cute and had great legs. Last year my neighbors wife hit one me big time. She was a pretty dark haired woman with a pretty figure. For weeks she kept telling me she was lonley and her husband never paid her any mind also, just like the last married chick. I have never and will never cheat on my wife. I just didn't pay her nay mind and it died. It would have been so easy to fuck her.

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