So, first of all, let me say that I am currently residing in China. It is was Valentine's day and it was my fourth date with this nice guy. (I'm 25, female, yadda yadda). He speaks a bit of English, better than my Mandarin. Enough for us to get by. We had already had sex twice at this point... and he wasn't doing much do dispel Asian stereotypes.... even though I have seen other, very generously gifted dicks on other Chinese guys... he had a pretty tiny one. Maybe like 3 inches or so. So since I'm a good girl that does her kegels, it still felt pretty good. What he lacked in size he made up for in enthusiasm. I surprised him when I went down on him the first time, I think he was used to inexperienced women. I about blew his mind with my oral sex skills, because to me, it's not a chore, I fucking love a dick down my throat (not that his was actually long enough to make it as far as my throat... but... you get the point). I'm very orally fixated.
Anyways, I digress. He had apparently forgotten this little fact from our last session. So I asked him if I could go down on him (since I don't know the Mandarin word for "blowjob" it then became an interesting miming session. So I went on him for about three seconds before I reel back.
"Why?" do you ask? Because a noxious chemical taste was invading my mouth and my lips and tongue were going numb. It was like I had just taken a trip to the dentist. (And that's essentially what it was, I found out later from an internet search). Benzocaine. Used by dentists around the world.... also used to in numbing gels and creams to increase sexual stamina by... that's right... you guessed it... numbing their dicks.... so that's how I found out he hadn't just been dropping a large deuce in my bathroom for those 7 minutes he disappeared in there. The taste was so bitter and chemical, I couldn't help it, I spit and patooyed. It was like drinking from a test tube or something. I hastily asked him about it, typing furious away on my trusty translator app.... he denied it up and down. I asked then if he had had sex with a girl earlier that day, because sometimes the insides of condoms have that stuff in it... which he also vehemently denied up and down.... his explanation for why my lips and tongue could now undergo minor surgery with no problems?....
new underpants....
There wasn't a another date after that one...
this is less of a confession and more of a funny story, didn't have anyone I could tell it to though
