...."Hello?" "Hi honey, this is daddy, is mommy near the phone?" "No daddy, shes upstairs in the bedroom with uncle Paul." After a brief pause, dad says, "but honey, you dont have an uncle Paul". "Oh yes i do, and hes upstairs in the room with mommy right now". Another pause. "Uh, ok, i want you to put the phone down and run upstairs and knock on the door and say daddys car just pulled up". "Ok daddy, just a minute" after a minute she comes back to the phone... "i did it daddy". "Well, what happened honey?" "Well, mommy got scared jumped outta bed naked and screaming, tripped on the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isnt moving at all!" "Oh, no!! well, what about your uncle Paul?" "Well, he jumped out of the back window into the pool, but i guess he didnt know you emptied the water out of it last week to clean it". "He hit his head on the bottom of it and i think hes dead!"
Real long pause.....then dad says, "swimming pool?" "is this 555-5732?" the little girl says "no, i think you have the wrong number!"
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It wasnt that funny of a story till the very end where i actually loled
OP..... I LOVE YOU in a non carnal way but in the sense that you are such a bro
i've read this 3 times in the last month ...and i laff every time
awesome!!!
KEEP YOUR KORAN TO YOURSELF, YA MUSLIM FREAK
the guy wouldve recognized his daughters own voice, and vice versa, not funny.
The true joke here is, that, since a father would have recognised if it was his own daughters voice or not, it is quite obviously clear, that he did not recognise it was not his daughter, but the daughter of a stranger, which indicates that the strangers daughter was similar enough to his daughter to be her twin sister, meaning, her having the same father - possibly, the alleged 'uncle'.
AT THE SAME TIME the strangers daughter did not recognise it was not her fathers voice, which might tell us that the stranger and her father were similar enough to be twin brothers, which might point to incest references. (Although, children don't always recognise the voices of people known to them when heard over the telephone.)
The fact that the father could not tell the difference between his and a strangers daughters voice may also indicate that the father was under influence of perception-altering substances, of which alcohol is quite common to be applied and ingested in the form of fermented beverages, telling us OP failing at telling the joke properly, like, missing to mention that the father was calling in drunk he would come home late, because he was invited by friends. LOL!
^^ You obviously have no sense of humor. Next time you read a joke, try getting your head out of your ass first.
I get it and the ending was a surprise but I didn't laugh at all. I wonder if this is differences in sense of humour between different cultures. I can imagine Americans and Germans finding it hilarious. (I'm English)
Nah, I' m American and I didn't find this funny at all. Jokes have to actually make sense to be funny.
I still laugh every time i read this. And you ^^^ are just an English fuck who has a shit tier sense of humor. Maybe you'd like it more if the guy was a cross dresser, asking his mum if daddy was home so that she could spank him, because he has been a bad little bloke.
Faggot.
American or English, it doesn't matter, you are all faggots at times lol I cant bother referring to so many posts individually. I will not reveal my nationality just to keep you prejudice idiots frustrated... and i thought the joke was funny especially the end when I humphed aloud with enjoyment!
OHHHHH MAN! funniest thing I've read for quite some time. GOOD ONE! and ***** for YOU! thanks for the laugh
My head still hurts from jumping put that damn window ......
