I'm a delivery driver and I'm in my 20's and a 40-something year old decent-looking woman tried to fuck me last night. I chickened out. Honestly, what would you have done in this situation?
I pull up to this woman's house and she's already waiting on the porch, smoking a cigarette. We say hi as I'm walking up the driveway. When I get to her on the porch, she says to me "Can I tell you something, Brad? You're sexy as fuck". And I just kind of smile and say "thanks" as I look down on my phone to try to complete this delivery. Then somebody inside the house tries to open the door and she goes and shoos them back inside and she says in kind of a hushed tone "no... go back inside.. I'm trying to fuck Brad". All I'm thinking is "wtf is this for real?" So she shuts the door and asks me if I have a wife or girlfriend. And I'm just kind of smiling and I say "no I don't", as I'm handing her my phone to sign off on the delivery. And she says something like "you should get one because you'd quench her thirst". And I just kind of laugh and say "have a good night" and head back to my car.
This is like the dream for a delivery driver, right? I mean, I thought this was just something that happened in porn.
What would you do? If something like that ever happened again, maybe I'd be more prepared. But this first time it caught me so off guard that I just didn't know what to say or how to react.
And the pic I posted is not her, but she looked a lot like that. Maybe a bit younger. More like early 40's. But decent looking. Not the hottest woman you ever saw, but definitely very fuckable.
