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I've recently reconnected with my aunt and my cousins ex wife.. I want to fuck them both but don't really know how to tell them. I've only been awkwardly sending texts, and my aunt seems to be more into it since she keeps sending heart icons and telling me she's been drinking and stuff. my cousins ex wife used to change in front of me all the time, so she USED to be interested.
I was thinking of being really honest with my cousins ex and asking her if she'd have an affair with me. she's with a guy but NEVER talks about him.
My aunt, I was hoping to meet for drinks and then I'd do something physical, like touching her thigh, and trying to go from there to maybe up the thigh.

advice would be very appreciated.

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02 Nov 2020 2:30AM

If you do mushrooms with either I bet your connectedness & sense of intimacy would naturally become heightened...Don't try to bone them shrooming...Essentially you should be able to then develop your charm offensive with more knowledge plus some more trust & trust building ...But then again all of your assumptions could be right on...I wouldnt assume not talking about the BF means their connection is weak perhaps he's in the mafia or sells meth or is 60 yo...All reasons not to talk about him...Or the lady changing in front of you being interested perhaps only interested is teasing then gaslighting you...But don't allow me with my faulty worldview to second guess you AT ALL as you already have this well in hand merely by following your gut as it appears which is strong of you-

Good day and may your seductions be wildly successful-


Oh and only shrooms could be a rather small dose as they are entheogenic and are often therapeutic...The goal isnt to get fucked up or to DRUG or BOOZE...Its to connect and to understand on a deeper level...

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05 Nov 2020 2:27AM

probably the most intelligent answer here. I thank you.

so my aunt is from out of town, and can't visit (covid) for a while, this buys me some time to learn about her through text message... etc. how do I get some info here? I'd also love to get some nice pics for... um... personal use ;) (and maybe a few to share)

aunt l, I'll call her, always texts me back with heart emoji's, she seems mostly interested. the first night I talked to her I told her that I thought she looks really good in her Facebook profile photo (she has really nice legs) and told her how she and I have music in common (we both play multiple musical instruments) and that I thought she and I were the "only talented ones in the family"

s, or my cousins ex-wife once admitted to me that she (and her daughters) had a crush on me - well after showing me her bra'd tits while changing her shirt - I didn't know what to do so I jerked off under my blanket (I'm such a dork). she doesn't ever mention her bf, who's supporting her and her two daughters - again I want to take her for a drink but covid.

the third aspect that really make this mostly harder is coming up with an excuse to spend time with them

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12 Nov 2020 2:44PM

https://youtu.be/IPyBFXniAcw

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12 Nov 2020 3:03PM

Young Brother...

First off I never advise because noone can advise another without holding that person's worldview which is not possible...Advice is BS- Even if I know you better than you do there are still fears issues hangups that I do not ...

"coming up with an excuse to spend time with them" With COVID we are all a bit isolated from friends from making new friends from casually hanging out with others some to the point of cabin fever...You have every reason in the world to seek out their company regularly and often...Just for someone to talk to you can trust if for nothing else..

Admitting a crush bodes well as crushes tend to be stored as erotic cristallisations forming one's lovemap even 30 years on or if the individual becomes grotesque fondness often remains there is a sense of sentimentality especially in women and more so those in their teens.

With all women and especially Aunties do not be too pervy premature sexualized and never be creepy also NEVER BE NICE ...Kind warm sweet thoughtful absolutely but nice sends you directly to the friendzone as you will become their harmless gay nephew....Nothing Nice- What I dig doing is being an Honest Manipulator...Which goes a little something like this...I love having a laugh especially being a smart ass pranking teasing offending others jackassary...It comes natural BUT at any given time ask me a direct question and I am AUTHENTIC to a fault so If I am not being facetious and having a laugh I am "true self revealed" Several of my exs in the first months I would make grandiose funny claims (to fully 'disclose' and admit anything untoward controversial negative or well you'll get it) one being "I am a motherfucking Pimp with hoes and I am going to steal your babymoney and put you under pimp arrest" or something to that effect and they'd laugh and make fun of me until they didnt about month 3 to 6 when they were under my spell in love brainwashed interdependent/ There will be a time where they will be in tears crying when it sinks in that they realize "you weren't joking I thought you were joking it just seemed so absurd you are always so funny waa waa waa boohoohoo"" But BITCH, bruhahaha, I told you like 50 times...Now often its not that I seek to pimp them out (that's against code and will get you busted they must seek me out I can not seek them as it were) but rather that I have other girlfriends and flat out refuse to contribute to rent or the bills we ought be sharing....But in your sitch this would protect you say if you go too far with something you say awe well you were just playing and in turn you can make threats that you can carry out because they will have assumed you were kidding...See how it werks?? So be funny and be genuine-


Make haste slowly on requesting photos better to get a cool camera and take your own if possible. Hidden cams are unethical but cheap AF and easy to install.


https://youtu.be/IPyBFXniAcw https://youtu.be/IPyBFXniAcw

I NEVER choose only to say both or if I must choose I'll say surprise me...Its like bidding against yourself never state what salary you will accept you wait for your perspective employer to mention what he is apt to pay FIRST...BUT the AUNT will educate you give you experience in such a way you are likely to become a masterful confident lover and 10 years ahead of the game and that of your peers...Older women for the WIN! All Ways!

Threw some TMI in for you so you can get a feel for my POV see if it gels with your own...

Good day and Good Luck-

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12 Nov 2020 3:13PM

Oh and lastly there should not be any hurry or urgency....

https://youtu.be/9Qj0RrSmQEo

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02 Nov 2020 7:43AM

Go for the Aunt. The cousins Ex seems to be flighty and could be trouble. What has the Aunt sent you in pics, anything?

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05 Nov 2020 2:28AM

I'm willing to ask, but how do I get her to be comfortable enough to send me sexy pics?

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13 Nov 2020 4:18PM

You could "accidently" send her one of yours!

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02 Nov 2020 4:45PM

Proceed however you want. After you have bedded her ask her how she feels about open relationships. That will surely get the conversation started!

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02 Nov 2020 5:08PM

if he beds one of them he wouldn't have to worry about getting a conversation started. it's already mission accomplished.

his main goal is figuring out how to approach them for sex. if that happens talking about other stuff will be easy.

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03 Nov 2020 6:29PM

He wants to bed them both! That is the problem.

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03 Nov 2020 6:40PM

hmm...ok.

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05 Nov 2020 2:29AM

doesn't have to be at the same time

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04 Nov 2020 3:13PM

Go with the aunt first. Older women are more fun! Try to make better contact with her. Compliment her clothes, hair, etc. Emphasize words so what you are really saying is she looks sexy. like "You look really nice in that dress!" Sit close to her. Open the door for her and as she goes by you put your hand in the small of her back. If you are sitting on a bench or sofa sit next to her, touching if you can. If at any time she pulls away from you , slack up a bit a couple days or so. If she isn't giving you any encouragement when you do these kind of things, you probably don't have a chance with her! Good luck with somebody else!

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05 Nov 2020 2:31AM

excellent advice. that's what I'm hoping to try to do... how do I know if she's interested? she lives out of town so it's going to be hard to get out to see her. any advice on a good excuse to leave for a day or two? any good advice for how to get her comfortable enough to send me sexy pics?

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05 Nov 2020 5:44PM

Distance makes it more difficult! You need an excuse to go there? Some special convention, exhibit, fair, museum, visit another relative? It has to be a real reason though or she will think you are up to something! Well, you are you just don't want her to know it! There probably will have to be a little closer relationship before she is going send you any pics except for birthdays and christmas! If sh does, you have her attention and she wants to get yours! That is time to make a little more serious move! Let me know how it goes. You can write me direct if you want.

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04 Nov 2020 9:20PM

When this all blows up, this will make for some spectacularly entertaining holiday get togethers. I'll start popping my popcorn.

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05 Nov 2020 2:31AM

thankfully my cousin's 'ex' doesn't come to any holiday dinner. my aunt either since her husband (my uncle) as killed in a car accident (about 5 years ago)

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