...."Hello?" "Hi honey, this is daddy, is mommy near the phone?" "No daddy, shes upstairs in the bedroom with uncle Paul." After a brief pause, dad says, "but honey, you dont have an uncle Paul". "Oh yes i do, and hes upstairs in the room with mommy right now". Another pause. "Uh, ok, i want you to put the phone down and run upstairs and knock on the door and say daddys car just pulled up". "Ok daddy, just a minute" after a minute she comes back to the phone... "i did it daddy". "Well, what happened honey?" "Well, mommy got scared jumped outta bed naked and screaming, tripped on the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isnt moving at all!" "Oh, no!! well, what about your uncle Paul?" "Well, he jumped out of the back window into the pool, but i guess he didnt know you emptied the water out of it last week to clean it". "He hit his head on the bottom of it and i think hes dead!"
Real long pause.....then dad says, "swimming pool?" "is this 555-5732?" the little girl says "no, i think you have the wrong number!"
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