HaleyShorty
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Sexuality:
Nothing Is Taboo
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All
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Feb 24th, 2018
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Apr 16th 2018
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Hello!
I like the chat feature on here.
About me: I'm 23 (9/1995), in the US (it doesn't matter what state) big green eyes (my most commented on feature), 32B, 5'1 (thus my friends refer to me as 'Shorty'), thick legs from years of soccer (muscle not fat) thanks GnG_Remix for the callout.
One of my fantasies: I would love to wake up in the morning with a girlfriend who has a bazzillion freckles and smaller boobs than me. I think about having to (because I want to) kiss every freckle before we start our day. Then dress down (just above PJs), sitting together on a dock and waving at people as they walk by. Others can stop and flirt, but don't insult or get aggressive to my girl or else you'll feel my wrath.
What am I into? I think it's easier to say what I'm not into. I'm not into vanilla stuff. I hate being told what to do.
Dislikes: DDlg, excessive pee, scat, blood, needles and any dumb people. Trump.
I'm not here for a date, so no need to try and lure me in (this is annoying and unrealistic in my opinion).
Turn offs:
Men who don't think
Cum inside me. (I do not like cum inside of me.)
Folks who cant articulate themselves (Hi hru?),
People who insult me right off the bat (Hey slut!)
People who ask 'What are you doing' (I'm on obviously on ML)
People who think I will be submissive (You'll know if I want to be submissive)
FAQ:
Without sounding rude: If you approach me in the chat and you start with boring small talk - I will likely ignore. I don't wanna have to tell you my age, where I'm from, how I'm feeling, or what I've been up to! I know it's hard to start a conversation with somebody but please try something different. I'm obviously on ML to meet new people but only in my fantasy world. Thinking about how I'm procrastinating something to chat with people online is (and has been) a turn off for me.
I'd be interested to see what else you think I could add to this to make my profile more relevant.
Have a great day!
xoxo - Haley
I like the chat feature on here.
About me: I'm 23 (9/1995), in the US (it doesn't matter what state) big green eyes (my most commented on feature), 32B, 5'1 (thus my friends refer to me as 'Shorty'), thick legs from years of soccer (muscle not fat) thanks GnG_Remix for the callout.
One of my fantasies: I would love to wake up in the morning with a girlfriend who has a bazzillion freckles and smaller boobs than me. I think about having to (because I want to) kiss every freckle before we start our day. Then dress down (just above PJs), sitting together on a dock and waving at people as they walk by. Others can stop and flirt, but don't insult or get aggressive to my girl or else you'll feel my wrath.
What am I into? I think it's easier to say what I'm not into. I'm not into vanilla stuff. I hate being told what to do.
Dislikes: DDlg, excessive pee, scat, blood, needles and any dumb people. Trump.
I'm not here for a date, so no need to try and lure me in (this is annoying and unrealistic in my opinion).
Turn offs:
Men who don't think
Cum inside me. (I do not like cum inside of me.)
Folks who cant articulate themselves (Hi hru?),
People who insult me right off the bat (Hey slut!)
People who ask 'What are you doing' (I'm on obviously on ML)
People who think I will be submissive (You'll know if I want to be submissive)
FAQ:
Are any of the pictures in your uploads you?If they were they'd be listed under "Pictures of me"
Im really horny, do you wanna cam / skype / yahoo / blah?Go fuck yourself.
Without sounding rude: If you approach me in the chat and you start with boring small talk - I will likely ignore. I don't wanna have to tell you my age, where I'm from, how I'm feeling, or what I've been up to! I know it's hard to start a conversation with somebody but please try something different. I'm obviously on ML to meet new people but only in my fantasy world. Thinking about how I'm procrastinating something to chat with people online is (and has been) a turn off for me.
I'd be interested to see what else you think I could add to this to make my profile more relevant.
Have a great day!
xoxo - Haley
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